Yall I Have Way More Than 69 Likes But I Guess Tumblrs Feeling A Little Kinky Today

Y’all i have way more than 69 likes but I guess tumblrs feeling a little kinky today

Dudes the theme for my ballet studio just came out, it’s “what a wonderful world”, and my class is the colors of the rainbow

i get to do the rainbow dance

Me, an avid daydreamer: *groans as my fav character is about to go through so much trauma* Your suffering brings me serotonin I’m sorry-

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

So apparently not everyone twists the dough when making cinnamon roll? I was not aware?????? Of this????? Like guys you take the dough and you twist it so you get that goodness all over and it’s so mmmmmmmm like my guy. do it right

Write the whole thing in olde English spelling

me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday 

Destiel isn’t canon

You’ve been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you’ve been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.