Jean Kirstein
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❥ Jean pounding you on the couch
❥ Size kink with jean
❥ Jean making you squirt and spanking you
❥ Jean fucking you from behind
❥ Jean making you scream and squirt
❥ Jean bullying his cock into you :(
❥ You're too tired so jean has to do all the work
❥ Stretching yourself out so jean can fit inside you
❥ Jean taking you from behind
❥ Jean fucking you while you're playing a game
❥ Jean holding you as you ride him
❥ Jean making love to you
❥ Jean thrusting into you
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Their Unexpected Turn-Ons…
Their Unexpected Turn-Ons (AoT x GN!reader )
Characters: Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Reiner Braun, Zeke Jaeger, Jean Kirstein, Eren Jaeger, Mikasa Ackerman, Connie Springer, Hange Zoë
Warnings: semi-NSFW, sexual themes, modern!au, stupidity bc it’s a shitpost, character slander (my usual), GN!reader, THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON’T COME FOR ME
Author’s Note: not me ending my hiatus with shitposting my garbage thoughts. idk i thought this was funny but it didn’t turn out the way i thought it was gonna lol.
Levi Ackerman: when you’re competent? Good lord, yes please. Levi needs more of that in his life.
Erwin Smith: …did you just roast him? And why does he have a boner??
Reiner Braun: the first time you cooked Reiner a homemade meal, you didn’t make it to dessert. He can’t help himself, he just finds it so sweet and endearing. And (for some reason) it really gets him riled up.
Zeke Jaeger: he will never understand why watching you win makes him so fucking horny. Even if it means he has to lose, it still gets to him. Neither of you were expecting him to pitch a tent in his pants when you won at Scrabble.
Jean Kirstein: your unabashed and vulgar road rage is kinda hot if you ask Jean. Flipping off some dude in a Jeep? Where’d Jean’s clothes go??
Eren Jaeger: yes, he did yell at you when you slapped his butt as hard as you were physically capable off. And yes, you did tease the fuck out of him for popping a boner.
Mikasa Ackerman: public dancing… don’t ask cause she has no fucking idea why either.
Connie Springer: if you find yourself struggling and need jsome help, Connie’s your guy. And he definitely can’t help how his ego swells by the fact that you need him. Feel free to tease him about the tent in his pants when he helps you grab the tupperware from the top shelf that you could t reach.
Hange Zoë: actually, the exact opposite of Connie… if you notice Hange struggling and take the time and patience to help? Hange has never felt so hot and bothered before.
dating jean kirchstein hc
↳ modern au
↳ lowercase intended
↳ nsfw content included
sfw
loves it when you run your hands through his hair that he grew out over the years, thinks your hands are absolutely holy.
will annoy you by rubbing his small beard on your skin but will also kiss it as an apology with a small smile on his face
calls you basic pet names like baby and babe but sounds so sweet when he says them
not the best at cooking but he tries and that’s all that matters at the end of the day <3
because of this though, you tend to prepare and cook most of the meals but you don’t mind as a clingy jean will always have his arms wrapped you the entire time mesmerized by your cooking
will taste and give you opinions on new recipes you try in your cooking
is the type of mf to say “you have something on your face” and lick it off with the biggest smirk afterwards 😩✋
you guys have this thing where you try to find a new resturant or cafe that you’ve never been to before and try something from there
loves to sit in his car w you at night while you guys drive around random places and blast music
definitely a hand-on-your-thigh-while-driving type of a guy
more of a cheek kisser than a forehead kisser
loves making out and loves it even more when y’all get more intense after a make out ifykwim ;)
is the sweetest man and will do everything to make a good impression while meeting your parents for the first time
also expects you to kinda do the same while meeting his mom because she’s an important figure in his life ofc (i’m getting omelette jean flashbacks LOL)
when you sit on his lap, he likes to wrap his arms around your waist and rest his head on your chest
wakes you up by repeatedly kissing you
if you won’t wake up then, my mans will go to plan B and will belly flop on you 😐
isn’t afraid of PDA and will make out with you if you’re not uncomfortable with it
pulls you closer to him by your waist if he catches anyone checking you out
a jealous baby 🥺
speaking of babies, i feel like jean would personally want kids but maybe in his early 30s
would be the most fun and loving dad
i feel like jean would like twins, a girl and a boy
he would be the type of dad that makes jokes to see them laugh and would be the type to secretly let them have dessert in the morning, much to your despise sometimes
would post you on his ig story sometimes because he likes to show everyone that you’re his
comments stuff like “wow you’re so hot” “does ur bf know how cute you are” “can i have ur number” under instagram posts as if he doesn’t know who you are ?? 😭😭
finds it adorable when you fall asleep in his arms during movie night
likes to shower with you to “save water”
likes to ft with you at night because he can watch you sleep and your voice also calms him down
big spoon ofc
cups your face out of no where sometimes and just starts kissing you because he wants to
when you guys have an argument, he’s a pretty stubborn guy so y’all will definitely be mad at each other for a while but eventually you both realize that it’s not you against him but rather both of you against the problem and you make up rather quickly
can get insecure so he needs you to constantly assure him that you love him and him only
facination with your thighs
i mean he LOVES them no matter if they’re skinny or thick he will worship ur thighs no like other man
when you’re having a bad day he’ll hug you from behind with his hands around your waist and asks if you want to talk about it
he’s a dork so you guys will be laughing about the most random stuff sometimes
sleeps shirtless w you at night
my mans is around 6’3 so i doubt any of y’all would be taller than him LOL but he loves the height difference between y’all even if it’s not a major one and thinks ur the cutest thing ever
nsfw
whew get ready for this ✋✋
okay with the fact that jean is literally 6’3 in season 4 and the big dick energy he carries around, i just KNOW he’s packing
probably like 6.5-7 inches
is a switch
when he’s dominant he loves seeing you all flustered while he’s making you feel good
has a praise kink so expect a lot of praising from him and also try to make sure that you praise him too so he knows you’re enjoying it
when he’s submissive though...
will groan, moan, and whimper for you while pleading you to keep making him feel good
when you’re riding him, he likes to keep his hands on your waist as he watches you bounce up and down
is a gentleman will try to make you cum at least twice before he rails you
his stamina is pretty good and prefers one long round rather than multiple short ones
i feel like his favorite position is doggy style honestly
is the type of say things like
“god you feel so good”
“fuck just like that”
“take it like a good girl/boy”
“you’re so beautiful”
his aftercare is pretty decent like if you both are tired he’ll just lay there for a few minutes and then clean you both up but will prob pass out soon later
the type to throw his head back and moan
grabs your hair when you’re giving him head and will thrust in your mouth
sends you videos of him nutting and moaning your name when he misses you and you aren’t able to see him
def the type to send you nudes where he’s sitting down in a chair in front of a mirror while kind of leaning back and holding his erect dick; and he would look SO good while doing so
likes to give you hickies on your inner thighs; bc of his thigh obsession duh
likes to cum on your boobs
all in all, jean is a goofy but very loving boyfriend in a relationship 🥰
If it’s one thing about Jean Kirstein, he’s the ultimate boob guy. This man could motorboat a nice pair of tits all day long.
Grabbing them and kneading them under his palms while you ride him, twisting a nipple between his thumb and forefinger and watching you keen. That shit has him throbbing inside you every time.
In missionary, watching them bounce could put him in a pussy-drunk hypnotic state. If you ever gave this man a tit job he might just float away to heaven.
Wear a lowcut shirt when you go out with him. Do it. You’ll catch him admiring your boobs constantly, stumbling over words when you move a little and they jiggle.
Jean is also the type to wanna suck on them constantly, sexually or not. Boi just wants a titty in his mouth. When you climb on top of him and start grinding down on his dick, his hands are instantaneously snaking their way up your torso and palming your tits like it’s instinct.
Gods forbid you ask him to pick out an outfit for you to wear, he’s going straight for the plunge neckline option.
But honestly, it’s endearing and sweet, because Jean isn’t doing it to objectify you. He just loves worshipping your body like it was handcrafted for him.
NSFW HCS + my personal jean sex headcanons
CONTENT WARNINGS + afab reader, smut, mature language, explicit adult content, general submissive/dominant behavior, teasing, pet names, praise, lingerie, somnophilia, thigh riding, oral sex, nudes, edging, aftercare
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Pet names/praise. Jean drills into you, hands on the backs of your knees to push your legs in the air further. “My pretty girl, pretty fucking doll.” He whispers, lips on your neck so that he can feel your pulse jumping under your skin. Your moans hit his ear perfectly from this angle. “So good. You’re so tight, baby girl. So perfect for me.” Endless praises and pet names exit Jean’s mouth. He’s so lost to the sensations of your pussy at this point and he’s got no fucking clue what he’s saying, just letting his brain empty so that he can focus on fucking you into oblivion. You gush around him for the billionth time as he fucks orgasm after orgasm out of you, drilling you for all the cum in your body. “God, I love you.” He’s so passionate when he’s got you tightly held in a mating press like this. Jean can’t help himself. His balls constrict as he pours his cum into your sopping cunt and he’s sure that you can feel him pouring his love into you as well.
Lingerie. Call him old-fashioned all you want but the way you look at him, his eyes bore into yours as you stand at the doorway. Jean’s eyes rake over your body and lingers on the pretty pink strips of lace fabric. His dick swells in his pants at the thought of you picking this outfit out and wearing it just for him and him alone. “You know how much I love you, right?” He asks as you move to sit on his lap and straddle his waist. Jean’s arms wrap around your waist to hug you close. He kisses all over your sexy body, covering as much exposed skin in his love as possible.
Somnophilia. You let out small snores next to your boyfriend. Jean had tucked you into bed just minutes ago after you told him how tired you were from your classes. “Get some rest, baby.” He kisses your forehead, wanting you to rest more than anything. He sighs as he gets into bed with you. Jean soon realizes that he lied to himself when he said that he’d be content with letting you rest and getting himself off that night but you should really see yourself. You pulled your clothes off and left them in a pile at the foot of the bed, nothing but panties cupping your pussy. Jean cranes his neck to see your soft folds spilling out of the thin fabric and can’t help himself. Without disturbing you, as best he can, your boyfriend cuddles up next to you and slips his hardening dick between your velvet thighs. He kisses your neck lightly and groans when he feels the wet silkiness of your sex on his length. He ruts his hips between your legs, grunting and moaning shamelessly. Not even a full minute passes before his cum is spurting on the other side of your body and staining the sheets. Jean looks down at you to check that you’re still undisturbed. He kisses your forehead and comes down quickly. “My good girl,” He coos in your ear.
Thigh riding. His giving nature makes it so easy for him to sit you on his lap. A few minutes pass and before you know it, his palm is on your waist and he’s moving your body along the length of his jean-clad leg. Before you know it, Jean’s hand is stationary on your body. You’re moving on your own and using his body like a toy. He fucking loves it. “That’s right, baby girl. Get yourself off on my thigh. So shameless of you.”
Oral. Jean is a big pleaser, genuinely gets off when he knows that you’ve gotten off. “So good.” Your boyfriend mutters through a mouthful. With his tongue probing your entrance and lips curling around your clit, he still manages the dirtiest words. “You taste so fucking good, pretty girl.” His nickname for you on his voice forces another gush out of you to drench the bottom half of his face. A wet smile greets you. Jean tsks as you try to squirm out of his grasp, big palms wrapping around your plush thighs to keep your sex securely lined up with his nonstop mouth. “Come on, baby. Just one more.” You nod your empty head as he gets back to work but he’s said one more time to you at least four or five times.
Nudes. He gets so flustered when you send him stuff while he’s at work. Jean’s face visibly flushes when he’s at work. Everyone around him sees him take a look at his phone and then shove it back into his pocket, silently wishing that his brightness had been further down. “I’m fine, really. It’s nothing.” He lies, sucking in harsh breaths. Jean manages to think of something to excuse himself from his meeting and sneaks away to the bathroom. He whips his phone out and lets his eyes scan the photo that you’ve spontaneously sent him. “Fuck,” He mutters under his breath. Jean runs his fingers through his hair, about to do something shameless – something that he hasn’t felt the need to do since he was a teenager. His eyes rake over your naked form, a body that he’s seen countless times but never seems to fail to get him hard in his slacks. Jean could see you naked a thousand times and still cum just as hard as he did the first time he caught himself jerking off to you.
Edging. Jean jerks off to the nudes that you’ve sent him all the time. His fist stops working at his cock right as he’s about to blow his load all over the bathroom stall door. Can’t, tells himself. He could never cum without you – won’t let himself. “Fucking shit.” He curses under his breath. When he’s going solo, Jean likes to save his cum for you, likes to pump you full of his cum and leave it into your tummy to hold safe and sound. You know what torture it is for him too, bringing himself to the edge over and over again… making himself feel so good and always denying his body full gratification.
Aftercare. Your mushy brain has you on cloud nine, unable to move. You just pant and stare into space, Jean’s load spilling out of you to dirty the sheets beneath your tired body. He leaves a kiss on your lips, breath hurrying out of them, before heading to the bathroom to get a warm towel so that he can clean you up. His every touch is so sweet, so gentle with his baby girl. It always surprises you that he can be so gentle so soon after having you bent and twisted in the wildest positions, cock fucking deep into your cervix. “It’s okay.” Your boyfriend coos into your ear, towel smoothing over your tired and pliant skin. “I’m gonna take good care of you, love.” And he always keeps his promise. Once the two of you are cleaned up as best as he can do, Jean cuddles into your side and wraps and arm securely around your waist as he listens to your silent breathing until the two of you drift off into well-earned sleep.