Mice Are Having Sex In My Walls :(

mice are having sex in my walls :(

Garlic Bread

I DIED IN A SAFE ROON WTF

playing resident evil 2

the game just forced me to switch difficulty to "assisted" because im THAT shit

Variks telling Magnus that the Nine prevented him from warning the Last City about the Red Legion attacking.

Magnus just sighs heavily, looks to the sky while in the middle of a street, and screams like a fucking banshee or something, holding both middle fingers up as he does it.

Everyone around him looks at this insane Titan, intergalactic hero several times over, godslayer, master of Light and Dark, Evocate General of Uluran, brother and second Kell of House Light. They raise eyebrows in stunned silence, not quite sure what he's screaming at, but maybe the weight of everything finally caught up to him?

They're blissfully unaware that the weight crushed this beefy Titan ages ago, as soon as the Red Legion came attacking, and he's just been a walking bloated lithium ion battery ready to burst at any second ever since.

"FUCK YOU!!!!!" Magnus screams to the Nine. But only he and Variks know this is what he's screaming to/about.

Variks hesitates. "Uhh... maybe you should-"

"WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING GUARDIANS IF THEY DON'T WANT US TO GUARD THEM?!"

The Eliksni pauses a moment, pondering. He sighs, and shrugs, unable to find a response.

Magnus stomps his foot on the ground. "NEXT TIME THE UNIVERSE NEEDS A FUCKING SAVIOR, I'M GOING TO BED!! GOODNIGHT!!"

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!