Can I Come Over And Do This

can i come over and do this

i just think its funny that three out of the four dreamers that the demons use to power the fade islands during broken circle are templars. and the fourth is a mage whose nightmarish imaginings are just parroting the worst things mages are taught about themselves. isnt that funny

me and Leliana on our third glass of wine making unsubtle eye contact with Florianne while waiting for Celene’s assassination

The right of annulment is horrific in and of itself, but it's aftermath is a trauma minefield too. Gregor tells you if the circle is destroyed that they just send word to Orlais and get new senior enchanters in. Can you imagine that? You're a mage and you're suddenly ripped without choice from your home and then brought somewhere where a month ago they killed everyone like you. Does your office smell like blood? Do you miss your old home? Are the templars harsher on you?

The fact that we’ll be at Weisshaupt at some point and there will at best only be a generic reference to the Hero of Ferelden is really funny though. You die to end the Fifth Blight and the First Warden is like “damn, anyway” and they don’t even write your name down. You survive killing an Archdemon - a feat never before achieved - and the First Warden is like “damn that’s crazy” and then ignores you for the next two decades. If they found a cure for the calling, it won’t even be attributed to them. You fixed the fact that your order is basically a weird death cult and they just pretend you don’t exist. This is in fact perfect for my canon worldstate, where I’d already decided that Weisshaupt fucking hates Tabris because she’s always doing weird shit and they basically just pretend she doesn’t exist and ignore the fact that she’s also been ignoring any communications they’ve ever sent to her about how she runs her branch of the order.

have to control myself from getting too unhinged with it when i talk warden/warden romance because i always want to get into the body horror. in a romantic way