FIRST OF ALL Yall Need To Show Anora Mac Tir Some Love, Because If You Stay True To Your Word, She Flips

FIRST OF ALL y’all need to show Anora Mac Tir some love, because if you stay true to your word, she flips that ride or die switch for you REAL QUICK. She comes out in support of you as long as you promise to support her (rightful!) claim as monarch and just do what you can to spare her father. And when you do spare him, Alistair will say Fuck you, go die alone, I’m not just leaving the Wardens, I’m not even going to Redcliffe as King (which, if you’ve romanced him, cuts like a knife). So, what does Anora do? Laces up that armor and says We ride at dawn, bitches. Then hypes you up to all your troops at the gate.

PUT SOME RESPECT ON HER NAME

Please do Surana and Anders for the connection game!

because they straight up just lived in the same building and also know each other in canon im finding it hard to come up with anything Wild so here are a few of my favourite surana and anders dynamics and a couple more random ones i’m going to come up with right now:

the classic: surana is anders’ favourite because they’re always down to cause a distraction or lie sweetly for any shenanigan he might wish to engage in

alternately, surana was a teacher’s pet in the circle and avoided anders like his condition was contagious, which is why anders, unaware they’ve had a character arc, is completely baffled by them recruiting him from under the templars’ noses (i use this one it’s a delight)

surana was the sweetest spirit healer student with the best bedside manner and the most generally glowing vibes and the ONE thing that could destroy their eternal sunny mood was the fact that anders, who constantly skipped class to escape the circle or have a makeout session or go into solitary confinement or whatever took his fancy, is still better than them at healing. drives them absolutely off the edge

alternately, anders had to sit next to surana in entropy class despite being a good 5-10 years older, because he sucks at it so much. he copied their work too

one of the times anders got caught after an escape was because he stopped to try and help surana who had just been found by the templars. alternatively, anders didn’t stop, in a frozen, panicked moment of selfishness, and surana remembers

surana’s status as Most Special Student meant they got to walk past the solitary cells to pick up artefacts for irving’s studies from the repository, and they would pass messages to him on the way

surana had a teenage pregnancy and anders, who helped deliver the baby, was also the one to impulsively bar the room or start a distraction with magic, so surana could have just a few minutes with their child

anders was surana’s assigned dance partner in the dance lessons i’ve theorised the circle has, purely because someone thought the height difference would be funny. they got really good at it out of pure spite

most of these apply for amell too of course

Come to Hyrule. We have the sewers.

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

What if i just posted all 27 of the Lancer mech memes I've made so far all at once

What if I did that

i was going to say “when they go to the chantry on sundays” and then had to stop myself because even though it’s technically true i hate that thedas has sundays so much