Not The Coquettes Literally Reinventing Nazi Phrenology On Tiktok

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

It's crazy that these strikes are happening given that all the writers and actors are asking for is less than 0.3% of the revenue these studios make.

Can I request Yin and Jin crushing super hard on Shy!Younger sister of Mk, they're both trying constantly to get her attention and win her over, and the gang is not happy about it (especially Mk)

Assistant Demon: What are doing, you oafs?

Yin and Jin: She's pretty~

Assistant Demon: And you're ugly now get back to work

Lol thank you for this, also it turned out way longer than I thought it would

Yin & Jin x MK's Shy Younger Sister Reader Headcanons!

stupid lovesick fools --is how the assistant demon describes these two when she first finds out about their crushes on you. she is the backbone of their group and she does not understand why they can't JUST FOCUS ON TRYING TO WREAK SOME CHAOS

I imagine they came across you on accident. you were just there with Mei and MK, probably getting some food and TRYING to have a chill day with your bro, but then they came along like "HAHA FIGHT US MONKIE KID--oh hello who's this??" and they instantly tried to poke their noses into your business.

obviously MK whooped their asses for even going near you(he is very protective of you dammit)

Mei is also upset(bc if MK gets upset so does she) and she will whoop their asses too

The assistant demon shows up to collect the boys and instead of the two of them being upset they lost as usual they're instead........rambling and gushing about this cute girl they saw??? she doesn't understand.

Yin and Jin become a real thorn in MK's side for the next few WEEKS because they've learned where he is, you aren't far behind

you're freaking out bc why are these demons so interested in you?? but they're like being super obvious about their crushes--they ABSOLUTELY sat outside your house with a boombox and some flowers and "whatever else human girls are into these days"

Pigsy and MK scared them off because it was 3 in the morning

eventually the two of them caught you alone, and very quickly tried to explain why they were there--trying to make it brief just in case MK might be lurking somewhere

they're very sweet about it, they politely ask you out, and you do your best to explain to MK and Pigsy and Tang that you've simply caught the boys' fancy and you're gonna go on a date with them to give them a chance!!

everything goes smoothly(about as smoothly as it can with those two), but expect to see three poorly-disguised men following along at a distance. it's just MK, Mei, and Pigsy in trenchcoats, sunglasses, hats, and fake moustaches--don't be alarmed

.....yeah, it's gonna be a little awkward having Yin and Jin over for dinner

If you’re living in the US and reading this right now, I need you to know that if republicans take over office this next election, human rights are as good as dead.

The Heritage Foundation, a major Republican think tank, has published a 1,000 page document detailing how they want conservatives to take over the government and what they think should be done as soon as they’re in office. It is, in a nutshell, a call for fascism.

If you’re trans, know that one of the things it includes is basically banning trans people from having our existence acknowledged and it’s worded in a way where you could reasonably understand it to mean that being trans and going out in public is enough to get you put in jail for exposing minors to porn.

If you’re an immigrant, sanctuary cities are also going to be dead under this plan as district attorneys who don’t enforce the federal laws they plan to implement will be charged with crimes as well and they’re banking on them not being willing to pay the fines they’d be charged with in order to protect you.

If you care about climate change and safety regulations, kiss the regulations goodbye and prepare to watch the environment slowly get destroyed.

Here’s a link to the video I watched on this

Here’s a PBS article on it

Here’s where you can read the whole thing if you’re so inclined

idk i think it says a lot that the ppl living through a genocide are posting, taking videos, scrambling to safehouses to find an internet connection to join international broadcasts, giving interviews while grieving, and half of the progressives/liberals in the west have maxxed out at "it's so complicated it's so sad im going to take a mental health vow of silence"

i am truly never interested in emotionally blackmailing anyone to post (i am determined to make sure people KNOW all they have to do is post and that it's important and needed). i also recognize some people may face personal and financial backlash, and others are more concerned with in-person action and organizing than an online campaign. i am not interested in guilting anyone so if this doesn't apply to you then this doesn't apply to you

but it doesn't seem normal that this isn't one or two people i've noticed, this feels like an empirical trend of progressives. its many many people who are posting about hobbies and cute pet videos like the world hasn't stopped for the rest of us, like their feelings are somehow too complex to be expressed on mere social media, who are no longer engaging with any of it after a few token words of "ugh everything is so awful." rn people are not only countering a media blackout from gaza and trying to assist the journalists fighting to report from the worst and most dangerous circumstances journalists have EVER reported from but also having to fight the war of narratives that israel has declared upon "human animals" and "children of darkness" and it just feels. very deeply telling