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Hi!!!

Hi!!!

Can you do Mk,Mei,Redson, And Swk with a S/O who literally runs on one single half fried braincell

Like they don’t know what’s going on half of the time and just book it and when questioned about they just say “I’m not even sure how I’m still alive at this point tbh”

That’s really it just some funny stuff 🧑‍🦯

Anyway love your writing! Have a good day!

I did one kinda like this for MK, Redson, and SWK, which I'll link here <==

but I will do Mei in this post! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Mei with a half-braincell GENDER NEUTRAL s/o Headcanons

She doesn't really put a lot of thought into things unless it really counts so needless to say you two bounce stupid ideas off each other VERY often

It's going on a grocery run at 1AM so you two can make a cake. It's hitting the arcade while wearing the most fun outfits you two could come up with.

You'd think there'd be some kind of supervision...and there is....kinda

Tang is kinda like a father figure and so if you two are in the area he tags along if he's not hanging out at Pigsy's.

Otherwise it's up to you two to draw lines so no one gets hurt and property doesn't get damaged :))

She loves you, you love her, it all evens out.

If there's danger you got into, of course she has your back!

And honestly you'd be lying if you said you didn't like seeing her use her dragon powers lol

Hi!!!
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2 years ago

This is not a request I just wanna tell you I loved it and I laugh at it too if what you said when you read the request it was funny and sorry that I almost gave you a stroke it’s just a memory I had when I was little but I didn’t get to get in the enclosure of the tiger but I did pet it when I wasn’t supposed to in the bar wall because I literally when I was little had bought tiger ears because I loved tigers I still do so yea!!\(٥⁀▽⁀ )/

Aaa glad you liked it!!! I myself am an aquarium guy but honestly the zoo is a close second (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)


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2 years ago

redson x god s/o but they always have a human form around him cause they are scared he wont accept him for who they truly are?

Aww I love this :)) biblically accurate y/n>>>>

“Holy Grounds” (742 w.c)

Redson x GN!God!Reader

romantic one shot

pronouns: they/them(Redson), you/yours

CW: some anxiety from reader

Redson X God S/o But They Always Have A Human Form Around Him Cause They Are Scared He Wont Accept Him

The past few months had been a little rough for you, to be honest. You were unfortunately alone for the most part, with Redson, your lovely partner, on some kind of trip. They called you as often as they could. They always mentioned how they’d be home before you knew it, how boring it was visiting relatives they hadn’t seen since their early years when they could be there with you instead. It was all weighing on you, and so you tried to practice some self care by letting down the glamour you used to hide your godly form. 

Letting your true form out was like taking off a tight piece of clothing. Fresh air seemed fresher, colors were more vibrant. You found it easier to actually relax around your home as your true self. 

You spent a whole week just hanging around doing whatever you wanted, still calling Redson for updates on how things were going, but never revealing this secret of yours to them. One thing you’d neglected to remember was when they were coming home…which was today.

“Y/n, my beloved! I’m back!” Their voice called in an almost singsong voice. Approaching the room you were in, which was the living room. You practically jumped out of your skin as you attempted to put on your disguise again, but Redson had already seen you. They froze in their tracks, mouth agape. You were still like a deer in headlights.

“Uh…welcome home, love!” You managed to say. 

“What on earth was that?!” Red questioned. 

“Nothing! Don’t even worry about it! I’ve got some dinner in the oven—“

“Y/n,” they stopped you from moving past them to get to the kitchen, staring deep into your eyes. “Is this not your real form?”

“…can we talk about this later, Red? Please?” You were still in a panicked state, and you were thankful as they gave you a bit of physical space.

“Yes. It can wait a bit.” They gestured for you to continue, and so you did, heart still pounding in your ears. 

They think you’re scary, that you’re a terror. They’ll leave you.

That night, as you two got ready for bed shortly after dinner, you could feel Redson’s eyes on you every now and then. Were they analyzing you? Perhaps subconsciously you were the one analyzing them.

Now you sat on your shared bed, feet dangling off the edge as you waited for them to join you. 

“My love,” there was a shift on the mattress as they took a seat with you. “Are you ready to talk about it?”

“I guess,” you closed your eyes. “You were bound to find out sooner or later, I’m sorry. I understand if you hate me.”

“Why would I hate you?”

“Because I lied to you! You probably think I’m a freak or something!” 

You were shaking like a leaf as you actually turned to face them. Their bright red hair was disheveled, no longer in its uptight ponytail. Their eyes, despite having slight bags underneath them, showed compassion and concern for you that you hadn’t expected.

“Quite the opposite, y/n…” they took one of your hands, kissing your knuckles gently. “The being I saw earlier was the most amazing, luminous entity I have ever seen.”

“You really mean that?” You asked. They nodded. You allowed your true appearance to show again, not once feeling their grip on your hand waver. 

“I do. And I mean it even more now that I’m getting a proper look at you.”

“Stop, you’re gonna make me all flustered! You snickered. They could tell the tension around you was dissipating.

“That was my devious plan, all along!” They held you close, even though you were still laughing and moving in their arms. “To woo you!”

“It’s working, it’s working! Lemme go!” 

They planted some kisses along your face and jawline and you could feel your face turning red. Finally, they stopped, and you were able to catch your breath. Now, on your own accord, you shifted forms again. 

“Not gonna sleep like that?” They asked, separating from you so they could move the blankets around. You had no idea how they could sleep under three layers despite being a walking space heater.

“No, as cool as it is, I don't feel like being a night light.” You yawned.

“Fair enough,” they got comfortable, with you at their side. “Sweet dreams, my lovely light.” 

“Goodnight, love.”


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2 years ago
Y'all In The LMK Fandom Didn't Think To Tell Me That MK Was Trans? Shame

Y'all in the LMK fandom didn't think to tell me that MK was trans? Shame </3

Anyway here's a giant celestial monkey going about their day and plucking your tiny planet up in his palm

2 years ago

can i request a redson x demon rival s/o enemies to lovers they basically always fight but one day they find out they have feelings for each other

very funky indeed!! I haven't written enemies to lovers in a while so forgive me if I'm a bit rusty!!

"Slow Burn"(722 w.c)

Redson x GN!Demon Rival!reader

Enemies to lovers

Pronouns: you, yours

CW: Uhh none I think? Comment if you think differently

Can I Request A Redson X Demon Rival S/o Enemies To Lovers They Basically Always Fight But One Day They

It had been weeks of chasing that red boy down in an effort to get the skeleton key you knew for a fact he had. You weren’t trying to unlock an ancient tomb, however. You just wanted to get into a treasure chest that held a very special artifact that would enhance your own powers, far beyond what they were capable of now. However, something you’d noticed throughout this game of cat and mouse was that occasionally the fire demon came after you first. Taunting you, making some sort of conversation with you, showing off, all distracting you from your end goal. You thought it was getting on your nerves—with how your face would heat up and your heart would race. 

And now, laying in your bed thinking about it…you came to realize he wasn’t mocking you. He was flirting. And what was worse, you liked it.

The next morning, you still wanted to deny those feelings. It wasn’t your fault, after all. Redson had always tried to distract and trick those who got in his way. You went into that familiar fiery realm in an effort to draw him out of his home to fight you. Maybe, if you put all of your effort in at once, you could get rid of him and finish your mission. 

The thought of a fight made you excited. But the thought of him not being around anymore to engage in that petty banter you came to love…

No, snap out of it y/n! 

“Oh Red boy! Come out, come out wherever you are!” You yelled. There was a blaze as he teleported in front of you. You smirked and saw that he even had the key with him. Perhaps there was a new plan you could execute; take the key, rough him up, and book it out of there. 

“Ah, it’s only you. I thought it might be someone worth fighting.” He stuck his tongue out at you. 

“Shush. You know I’m your favorite opponent!” You charged at him. He dodged and then tried to sweep your legs. 

“I was hoping you’d show up anyways.” He seemed to be complaining, but it was like a child was being forced to talk to a classmate they didn’t like.

“What, so you could get your ego checked?”

Again and again you two clashed, but the energy was different from your previous quarrels. He was going easy on you, just like you were to him. Was this even a fight? Didn’t you want to win?

“No. So we could chat.”

“A chat? And you’re not even gonna invite me in for it? How rude.” 

“Shut up, let me finish. Maybe I’m misreading this whole situation, but…do you…like me? More than just rivals?”

You froze in your tracks, forgetting all about the key. All about the treasure.

“I—um. This is really awkward,” You managed to say. He was a few paces away from you, not moving from his somewhat relaxed stance. “I mean, I do! You’re really cool, I guess, but I thought I was misreading it.”

“No, no! That’s just how I show I care. I just thought you were really focused on this?” He held up the key and some part of you saw an opportunity to grab it. But the rest of you was just happy you weren’t being stupid about this whole situation you found yourself in.

“I was, but…it felt like flirting? I think?”

“It was!”

The two of you approached each other. He stashed the key in his pocket and you didn’t even care. 

“Wait. So are we…dating?” You asked. He raised his eyebrows.

“Have you asked me out?” 

“I can, if you want?”

“Go ahead.”

“Redson, would you like to go out to dinner with me?” You offered up your hand with a flourish, playing it up in an effort to hide your fear. He accepted it with just as much drama about him.

“I would be delighted to.”

That was a few months ago. Many dates later and you two were going strong. You’d been introduced to the Demon Bull Family, who loved how well you mixed with their child. You still wanted that power you had been hunting for so long ago, but now with this relationship you two now had the common goal of finding it together.


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