One Of My Favorite Lil Lonelyeyes Takes Is That I Fully Believe They Get Divorced Via Full Legal Process.

One of my favorite lil lonelyeyes takes is that I fully believe they get divorced via full legal process. Every. Single. Time. Every little scrap of paperwork meticulously filled out, every possible opportunity to scream at each other in a courtroom. Divorce attorneys simultaneously rich and traumatized. It’s chock full of misery and loneliness and the feeling of being judged. It’s the worst, most bureaucratic foreplay ever to exist. And I find it delightful.

they’re doing slutty nun discourse on twitter

"Eventually, one of them - and it was always a different one - would push to the front. 'I am the doctor,' it would say, 'are you well?'"

Wellbeing

The Magnus Archives Episode 182

there is this annoying trend where for example someone will like. reinvent phrenology and someone will point out " you know the nazi's believed in that" and then response they'll go "oh so i should make sure my phrenology isn't racist or anti-sematic!" because they don't understand that assigning physical traits to intelligence or morality is still bad no matter what, not just because "people who i know are objectly bad share those beliefs for the wrong reasons" and this happens everytime.

teaholding is one of the cutest ship names. why is it not the most popular one for jon and martin

Rendog : I am quite worried about my husband. He seems a lot more stressed these days

Cleo : have you considered dementia ?

Rendog : Yeah, I'm considering a lot of things

Cleo : he is like, the oldest hermit soo

Ren and Scar: true

Doc : Yeah, and why, ok , what does it says about all of you ? Picking on the eldearly ?

Cleo : it tells me that I'm a bully and I think it's really funny