Forget What I Said Months Ago, This Is It

Forget what I said months ago, this is it

enemies to lovers slow burn angst with a happy ending 200k

Ok these are super funny and fitting, and I’ve probably been scrolling through the zp tag too long

Fun fact: I also ship Addison and Damian, I’m a multi AND poly shipper 🙃

JUST GOT THE FLUTE JOKE NO 😭

More things i just realized i never posted oops.

I love how the “the greatest threat to our universe is Doctor Strange” line got swept under the carpet so quickly when literally every version of Stephen has proven to be insanely dangerous if he wants to be.

Stephen Strange

-endures 1000+ loops of agony and pain by Dormammu to protect the Earth

-casually deals with two gods, Thor and Loki (tricking the god of mischief nonetheless)

-endures torture, lives and dies through 14 million possible outcomes, fights an intergalactic warlord with four infinity stones one-on-one, gets dusted, brings together an entire army in about ten minutes, fights in a massive battle… all in what was to him a few hours, without a rest

- selectively erases the memory of eight billion people, any record or mention of Peter Parker that there is throughout the entire world, including himself

-uses the Darkhold to dreamwalk into his own corpse. Proceeds to control and command the Souls of the Damned

-gains a third eye

-causes an incursion

Sinister Strange

-frequently uses the Darkhold to dreamwalk into variants of himself

-destroys his own universe as well as others

-gains a third eye

-causes incursions

Supreme Strange

-formulates a team to lead their universe

-creates Waypoint between universes

-causes an incursion

-uses both the Darkhold and the Book of Vishanti

-kills Thanos

Defender Strange

-captures powerful demon

-continues to keep control of demon even while severely injured

-gets impaled, uses spell to save America as his dying breath

Strange Supreme

-spends countless loops watching (and failing to prevent) the love of his life dying

-absorbs power from interdimensional creatures for centuries, with every creature actively fighting to escape him

-senses the presence of and converses with The Watcher

-manipulates the Time Stone into becoming a Reality/Soul/Time Stone merge

-brings Christine back to life

-accidentally destroys his own universe

-opens multiversal portals

-protects his teammates throughout the entirely of the battle agianst Ultron

-absorbs the energy of a destroyed galaxy with no effort

-withstands the force of all six infinity stones one-on-one for several minutes

In Conclusion: Stephen’s endurance and ambition is not to be undermined. If he wants something bad enough, he will get it.

All these are correct and definitely happening as we speak

Predictions for the future of the Hamster and Gretel fandom:

- Someone is going to headcanon Gretel as non-binary.

- Someone is going to headcanon Kevin as trans.

- Someone is going to remember the zebra, and not only make a drawing, but pull out their crazy fan theory corkboard and make a fever dream of a fic.

- Eight years later, someone is going to make a crossover drawing and be like ‘hehehe it’s their 2^3rd birthday’. That someone is probably going to be me.

- Hamster is going to get either less attention than he deserves or way more attention than he deserves. Personally, I’d prefer the second option, but that doesn’t seem like it’s where we’re going.

- There will be a Plot B. We will all instinctively start shipping the Plot B characters.

- Someone is going to make a giant crossover fic with all three shows, and it will be way better than anything they may or may not try to pull in canon.

- Everyone is going to really like Fred.

I hate Dean Winchester more with every passing moment