Dear Kick Buttowski Fandom,

Dear kick buttowski fandom, 

Kick x Gunther X Kendal

Have a nice evening.

THEM <3

Idk why why lately twitter has been full of ships dynamics, and I had to do what I had to do  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/VioletMadness7/status/1351617177170964487?s=20

Lottie is Gay and Doesn’t Know It

1. She is exclusively attracted to princes, despite having never met one.

She won’t even DANCE with boys at her party who aren’t princes despite thinking they’re good boys who would treat girls well (she advises the boy she doesn’t want to dance with to find someone eager to dance with him, rather than tell him to go home).

To me this comes across as her choosing “prince” as the ideal that she finds attractive solely because it’s theoretical, the imaginary Perfect Boy who doesn’t exist. This is common among young people who aren’t exposed to homosexuality but don’t feel attraction to people like they’re “supposed” to.

2. She’s never comfortable around Naveen, always thinking about things that have or could go wrong.

Part of this self-consciousness is obviously because he’s a fake, but even when she’s set for marriage and all her dreams are coming true she’s antsy and upset and lashes out at her dad while trying to over-please the fake Naveen.

She also glances nervously at the priest right before the pronunciation, as though still dwelling on things that could go wrong rather than her happy moment–and this is the scene in which she’s been the MOST visibly relaxed with the prince.

She’s realized something’s wrong with HER not feeling attracted to the prince, despite him being “perfect” for all intents and purposes, and she doesn’t know why that is.

3. She doesn’t kiss Naveen right away despite saying in the opening that she’d kiss 100 frogs if it meant becoming a real princess.

Tiana interrupts her sure but only AFTER she’s been counting and recounting Naveen’s story back to him. She’s stalling because she doesn’t want to lock herself into another marriage with someone she’s not attracted to.

4. She doesn’t actually want to marry a prince, she just wants to be a princess. When she’s proposed to she barely pays any attention to her rapidly-transforming, lying fiancee because she’s so enamored with the image of herself as royalty. She actually shoves him away.

5. She’s absolutely in love with Tiana and still doesn’t know it.

She compliments Tiana more than any man in the film. She respects all of Tiana’s life decisions even if she doesn’t even slightly understand them because of their different perspectives, supports her dream of a restaurant even if she doesn’t share it, and is willing to give up potential romance with a prince, the thing she has dreamed about all her life, at the drop of a hat to comfort a humiliated Tiana.

And then there’s this line.

Charlotte La Bouff is only actually willing to kiss a prince if it means her best friend Tiana’s dreams will all come true.

more adjl headcanons

because i can

and also, this one is sorta long so proceed at your own risk i'm sorry

I have been reading a LOT about dogs and their ridiculous instinct and I should really be studying BUT

Jake is human, obviously, but he is also, half the time, a Very Large Firebreathing Predator in a way no human being has ever been on the food chain before and he has the Instincts for this

I know I’m toeing the werewolf line here but go with it (I know absolutely nothing about reptiles, forgive me)

Glares at every single (normal) dog they come across in an involuntary pissing contest until Jake establishes dominance over the other. Most dogs are immediately cowed by Jake because they have +10 perception and can sense this is not a normal human they’re dealing with but a very big predator with pointy teeth, but there’s the occasional puppy dumb-ass who will bark and growl at the Weird Thing coming near their human

Fu doesn’t count because he’s pretty much a human stuffed in a dog’s body but which animal isn’t a little wigged out by dragons sometimes they’re literally peak predators they can fly they can swim they can walk they can BREATHE FIRE which is pretty much the ultimate survival mechanism because everything is weak to fire they have deadly claws and armour

Jake’s dad wanted to keep a dog when they were a lot younger but obviously this would expose them because you can’t just expect two, different, highly territorial predator animals to coexist so eventually they convinced him it was too much work and that Fu was pretty much the family dog.

Dragons are pretty much not scared of any animal a normal human being would be rightly terrified of like—wolves, bears, lions, snakes, eagles, anything that’s big and has claws. the only exception would probably be aquatic animals because, unless there’re aquatic dragons, dragons aren’t the natural predator of anything in there. This makes Jake great company on wilderness camping/hiking trips because seriously, what sort of predator is going to attack you when you have the bigger, scarier predator right there with you? Also, family shenanigans where Jake is fighting off various wild animals when his dad’s back is turned.

“Gee whillikers, Jake-arooni, look at the size of these paw prints, must have been a huge bear coming through here last night. Good thing it wasn’t hungry!” *Jake, who woke up at 4am to the sound of this bear going through the remains of their campfire and trying to eat their mess tins, poked his head out his tent and growled at it, causing it to tuck tail and run* “haha, yeah dad… good thing…”

Can’t bring Jake or Haley to the zoo. when Jake was 7, Susan Long, blissfully ignorant mother of her first dragon child, signed off on that permission slip and Chaos ensued. Bringing a young dragon who doesn’t even know he’s a dragon into what’s essentially a compendium of fancy cages of various prey animals? Haha. Long story short, a very confused slightly suspicious elementary school teacher approached her saying that her son allegedly growled at some of the animals (very convincingly and scaring a few of his classmates), causing said animals to run. More concerningly, one of said animals was a tiger. Also, all of the animals at the petting zoo refused to let themselves be petted by him, and one especially terrified rabbit went into shock.

Lesson learnt, no more zoos. At least, not with teachers watching.

Sometimes, when Jake is in dragon form and looking down at his friends or various humans, his vision narrows to the tiny shockwaves of their movements, invisible hooks pulling his line of sight towards their exposed, vulnerable bellies or necks, and he can smell them for miles, more if he’s downwind of them. And the niggling, expanding primal instinct finally making itself known to the human part of his brain wants to hunt, wants to chase any moving animal down and eat.

It’s a very terrifying instinct for a fourteen year old to be having and he’s read YA novels, thank you very much, so he’s “no thanks” and goes to ask gramps. But it’s all just “perfectly normal” for a dragon his age and all he needs to do is “gain mastery” over his instincts.

He can move frighteningly fast and be extremely accurate when he wants to, even in a human body. He’s the kid who can shoot a fly out the air with a rubber band or pull some weird shit in pe. Probably banned by his family from participating too heavily in sports or joining sports ccas because that would be cheating.

TLDR dragons are predators and should probably be treated as such

@lav-chr-not-found @theangrycomet yo come get y’all juice I stayed up to draw this lol

If this ain’t canon idk what is

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