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Hi, I Hope You Are Doing Well! Can I Request A Headcannon For The Rottmnt Peeps Reacting To Their Witch!s/o
Hi, I hope you are doing well! Can I request a headcannon for the rottmnt peeps reacting to their witch!s/o fighting with a scythe? Thank you!
Thank you for requesting!
Neon Leon
Leo absolutely loves you already, how could he not- you’re amazing!
But when he sees you fight for the first time???
He literally stops in his tracks
*cough* he totally doesn’t end up getting punched because of that *cough*
You’re knocking down enemies with a single swipe of your scythe
He’s sitting down to watch you go
Definitely shouting encouragements
“Just so everybody knows- that’s my witch right there! Go baby go!”
Everyone already knows, Leo.
There are so many selfie’s of you two, Leo.
He doesn’t care, he’s so proud of you.
Just because he’s admiring you doesn’t mean he’s just sitting on the sidelines
No, no, no, he is helping you wherever he can
And if he doesn’t need to?? He doesn’t mind, you’re a badass and he’s insanely in love with you.
“Kick their ass baby, I got your flower!” Vibes
Definitely takes a selfie with you, making sure you’re holding scythe in full view, to commemorate the occasion
Don Tron
While a scythe isn’t a bow staff- it’s still a weapon that has similar movements
Donnie didn’t know he could fall more in love with you
But here he is, staring at you in awe and disregarding anything around him
You’re twirling your scythe with expert ease
Knocking away enemies with a practiced twist
He’s slack jawed.
Are there hearts in his eyes??? You can’t prove it
“PUT THE CAMERA DOWN, MIKEY!”
Has a fan moment where he comes up next to you, fighting together with your weapons
Freaking out internally over how cool the two of you probably look
You two are ✨baddies✨
Relationship goals
After the battle he definitely asks if he can hold your scythe
Spins it around a bit
“Yknow I could probably add a few things-“
You want a laser on your scythe? He can add it!!
Pls let him modify it a bit
He’ll faint if you say yes
You two are definitely fighting together more often in the future
Magic Mike
He lets out the loudest gasp ever
Definitely squeals over how cool you look
You already have magic powers-
Which is already crazy awesome-
But now you have a scythe too????
Can his s/o get any cooler!?
Is your #1 hype man
“GO S/O GO!!!! KNOCK THOSE BAD GUYS AWAY! WOOOO!!!”
You have to save him from getting thrown across the room
He mayyy have been a bit too focused on you instead of the battle
It’s okay though, now you’re right next to him, brandishing a deadly scythe at the dude who tried to throw him
He’s in love
He absolutely asks you if he can paint your scythe
“I can add orange to it- that way we match! Ooo- and lightning bolts!”
Gives your scythe a whole make over
It looks amazing ofc
You two definitely try the whip-o-rama
Raph bans it in the lair after your scythe nearly takes out splinters projector
In battle though?? You two send the bad guys running.
Big Red
Y’know the fan boy face he makes when he sees Ghost Bear???
That’s his face when you whip out your scythe
Literally watching you in awe while also punching the foot clan ninja he’s holding
“That’s my baby!”
He then realizes how sharp your scythe is
Cue the worry
“Maybe you should slow down??????”
You assure him you’ve got it under control
Show him a cool trick or two
And then send a group of foot ninjas flying 20 feet away
Raph feels better now
He’s so proud
His s/o is not only mesmerizing, funny, smart, and kind- but now a total scythe wielding badass?
(Even if you don’t think you’re any of that- you are to Raph and he will make sure you know it.)
And a witch to top it all off?
Step aside Ghost Bear, you’ve been dethroned
He could watch you beat up foot ninjas all day
But he won’t since he wants to make sure you’re safe
Though you don’t really need it- and he knows it.
You’re strong af
“MY S/O IS COOLER THAN YOURS!”
He will talk about you to anyone and everyone
Wipes a proud tear away
Don’t get me started on if you use your magic with your scythe
There’s your turtle, on the ground sobbing over how amazing you are
Please give him a smooch
And let him hold your scythe just once-

Hope you enjoyed!!!
Thank you so much for requesting!
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Separated AU <- Your one stop shop for all Sep!au posts
Other important tags and links listed below! I’m too lazy to rearrange and re-link everything up here lol
New Patreon!
First of all I just wanna say, I am so flattered by the response from y’all for this little au!
This fandom is the best. ❤️💙🧡💜💛
This is not based off a fanfic! Only my own artwork and replies to asks! ✌️
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The main story behind the this AU actually started from a simple concept of me re-watching Arcane and thinking how interesting Donnie would be as Jinx, and wanting to sketch a few ideas. This led to me wondering about the other boys and everything spiraled into splitting them up as follows: Donnie grew up with Draxum from the beginning as his personal test subject, driving him mad like Jinx. Leo and Mikey get separated from Splinter and Raph about five years after Splinter escapes with them. Leo gets kidnapped by the Foot clan where Shredder is alive and trains him as his pupil as revenge against Splinter. Mikey finds his way into to Big Mama’s loving arms until she gets bored of him and throws him into her Battle Nexus. Raph is the only one to stay and be raised by Splinter, who is more diligent in his teachings. He befriends April and they grow up together, training to become ninja. Eventually the boys find each other again.
Mikey’s rescue arc is the starting point of the story!
Important tags in the search
#Sep!au life
#Sep!au infodump
#Sep!au ref
#Sep!au future
#Sep!au fanwork
Also massive timeline update for anyone looking for a clearer explanation of events and don’t want to have to scavenge though all the mess of my previous replies!!!!!!
This story has plenty of humor and family fluff but it can and will get pretty dark, please take care when checking it out. TW for child abuse, blood, horror, experimentation, self harm, mental health issues, abandonment issues, mind control, dark humor, and language (mostly from Mikey and Leo lol).
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As far as anyone looking to make something based of the Separated AU, I am totally okay with most anything as long as credit is given but I will not be chill with tcest of any kind. I also ask you include no romance (And I’m actually only saying this cause maybe possibly, eventually, there’s a chance we’ll see a few characters down the line. I have some plans 😇).
You can absolutely make anything that covers the things I’ve already mentioned in my replies, or if it’s just fam shenanigans, hanging out and dealing with recovery. I would love to see it and share it! You don’t have to bother with asking for the O.K. in that case. But I do ask that you maybe hold off on anything anyone might consider plot related or that’s not been addressed in the asks, and would be mostly speculation, cause I’ll be covering a whole host of before, and after reunion events, either in quick sketch comps or comics. If you’re still unsure you can always ask me. I would consider myself pretty easy going, so I’ll probably only say no if I think it’s something I have plans for, or if it really just doesn’t fit with the feel of the AU. I’m more likely to say yes if you have an idea of what you wanna do. Please, be specific in your ask, if you can. I don’t like telling people flat out no, so the more info I have the better!
That’s all for now! Again, I wanna thank y’all for being so awesome. I look forward to causing you all pain in the future!




fun with the safety sign generator
Woe, baby turtles be upon ye!!

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Of course I had to test it with everyone’s favourite brothers, but I’ve also been collecting references of people’s turtlesonas in a TMNT discord server, and I’ve drawn as many as I can and they’re all ADORABLE!! I’ve mentioned as many people as I can find, but if I’m missing anyone let me know!
I’ll be updating this post line by line as I draw more turtles!

Raph + Donnie + Leo + Mikey (everyone’s favourite canon ninja turtles!), Artie (@faemorningstar), Bell (me)

Venus + Jenny + Slash (personal designs by me and faemorningstar), Awzominator (@awzominator), ball,round (@autisticmichelangelos), Butterfly (@amevello-blue/@bluepeachstudios)

Comfy (@20s-turtle-posting), Crow (@crownedcrowrow), Dandelion (@pilot030), Dri (Valiant Verian, not on tumblr), Evanescence (@error-core-animations), Maple (@saltyspittoon)

Maple 2 (@maplegh0st), Mire (saltyspittoon again), Onyx (@givingangstsincebirth), Pecan (saltyspittoon again), Pidgeon (@draconicdeityarts), Salted Egg (not on tumblr)

Sheo (The Pit mascot, found irl by Amevello-Blue, tmnt-ified design I referenced is by @lexezombie), Starr (@ninjastar-ace), Turtle Bot (@b0t-4-bra1ns), Wind (@tired-o-fighter), Van (@lexezombie), Ghost (@halogalopaghost/@turtleghosting)

Tripp (@myebix), Picasso (Miikkadatpinkpuma, not on tumblr), Kammie (@ilovebeinaturtle), Jomei (Zaleixx, not on tumblr), Lavinia + Frida (lexezombie again)

Angelika + Sonia + Monet + Vincent (lexezombie again), Argentu (not on tumblr), Noke (givingangstsincebirth again)

Ibby (@ibbywondrous/@wondrous-art), Argo (@scenitroute), Blue (@hibiscusbiue), Indi (Zaleixx, not on tumblr), Cae (@caelan-yeah), Stone (tired-o-fighter again)

Axolotl (tired-o-fighter again), Mars (@holographic-mars), C (me), Camembert (saltyspittoon again), Scooter (@rosequartzish), Jasper (me)

Hunter (givingangstsincebirth again), Human (@thegodovereverything), Palmer (rosequartzish again), Kef (@kef-meister), Melon (@melonpalooza), Moss (Milo, not on tumblr)

Autumn (@morninglarkspur), Verne (rosequartzish again), Tabi + Milani + Milo (Pilot030 again), Saturn (hibiscusbiue again)

Penrose (saltyspittoon again), Magpie (crownedcrowrow again), Violet (@violetvulpini), TBN (tired-o-fighter again), Bubba (@hauntedghostboo), Peach (Peach, not on tumblr)

Brown (rosequartzish again), Marsh (@pechtothevoid), Zinc (@bluesgras), Milight (hauntedghostboo again), Lockdown (@secreterces5charlie/@teenagemutantninjatrauma), Razzie (saltyspittoon again)

Nin (@kittynomore), Unnamed Turt (me), Plum (@pileofpawns), Yerin (Peach, not on tumblr), Jacopo (hibiscusbiue again), Banksy (lexezombie again)

Plushietello 1997 + Plushietello 2012 (saltyspittoon again), Sunflower (@spacey-jazz), Yumiko Sanki (Yumiko, not on tumblr), Sandro (hibiscusbiue again), Salty (saltyspittoon again)

Amy (lexezombie again), Misa (@littlemissartemisia), E.G. (E. G. The Meme, not on tumblr), Lucy (me), Pao Hamato (Glowbug, not on tumblr), Juri Sasaki (Doodleah, not on tumblr)

Alberto (Asion the Artlinxy, not on tumblr), Vincent (Asion the Artlinxy again), Thespian (Thespian/Soot, not on tumblr), Kometka (saltyspittoon again), Creative (givingangstsincebirth again), Angelo (ilovebeinaturtle again)

Moon (thegodovereverything again), Lami (@taleeater I think), Mazie (@forestlingincorporated), Sully (@frogs-in3-hills), R (@adorabledrugl0rd), Bee (@avloki-pal)

did you ever think and consider you might not be human all along?
Mutant Manhunt Masterpost
Someone asked about making a masterlist for this AU, and I was eager to make one anyway just to get everything in one place. Now that I have a decent chunk of art and info to put here, I figured this was a good time to do it so here we go
Fanfic status (subject to change)
Comic status
Comics (in chronological order; some of these are in other sections but oh well)
Mrs Cuddles, Master of Childhood Trauma
Draxum Spills the Beans
Manhunt Mishaps
Father-Son Bonding Time
Reunions and Introductions: April | Splinter: silly and not so silly | Mud Dogs | Cassandra Jones
Q&A + Ideas (text posts + stand-alone art)
Patient Zero (aka first post, raph concept art + basic premise)
How Raph was separated post-mutation (kinda vague)
When does the "Lou Jitsu is Splinter" reveal happen?
How Raph meets his brothers
Does Raph know Franken-Foot or Mrs Cuddles?
Raph has fans all over the Hidden City
Hidden City publicity stunts
Raph's Caretakers (he's had quite a few)
Mona Lisa When? <_<
Doodle Dump (featuring mystery crane yokai)
Tidbits
Tidbits: Electric Boogaloo
Raph's Phobias: Rabbits | Cats | Mrs Cuddles
Who Named the Mad Dogs?
Eldest Brother Sleeper Agent
Mad Dog trio dynamics
Leo and Donnie's sibling rivalry
Scars: Donnie's shell | (more to be added)
Raph's favorite animals
How tall is that snapper tho
Movie Events, Mutant Manhunt Style
MUD DOGS MUD DOGS MUD D
First post (random doodles that illustrate their dynamic w/ Raph)
When they gonna reunite?
Family Photo
Sleep Pile! (+ bonus Mad Dogs pile)
Raph's Drip: a Compilation (why is there so much)
How the hell does his outfit work (cursed info, be warned)
Local Nexus Champion bullies naked and homeless turtles, more at ten (bonus teddy bear appearance)
Mikey goes into an infodump about japanese art techniques, Leo is in shambles
Luo Jitsu merch
Mud Dogs drip
Bellboy Raph! Customer Service King!!
Now Everyone Gets Drip
Leo, Donnie, and Mikey
April, Sunita, and Cassandra
Splinter and Draxum (WIP)