Real Things A Tour Guide Said

Real things a tour guide said

“Tall people watch your heads for rocks, short people laugh at the tall people when they hit their heads”

“Special tip, if you stare at them intensely and un blinkingly then they will almost always speed up their pace”

“Are you guys hungry?” *points at rock formation called bacon*

“If you guys enjoyed the tour then my name is Anthony, if not then I don’t work here and I got these things at the gift shop”

“We’re almost back to Wi-Fi, light, and food. I’m sure the Wifi is what your most worried about”

“See you tommorow” *elevator door closes and we leave 2/5 of the tour group underground

okay here’s days 2-4 sorry

HORROR ARG

so fun fact before Q had a stroke, like days before it had a stroke I was working on this horor arg account that I probs won’t use cause I’m moving from Qoutev so when Luneris gets launched I might make one but idk anymore frozen currents and the work I have to do that I missed well on vacation might take me to much time 😅.

so if I can get more than one Luneris account than I may make one :3. Idk why I made this but I just needed to share this to someone somewhere

Yeah you really could give him any happiness in his poor and miserable life

average wc arc nowadays

Well atleast I tried

average wc arc nowadays

What’s Sunny’s dog named?