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Real things a tour guide said

“Tall people watch your heads for rocks, short people laugh at the tall people when they hit their heads”

“Special tip, if you stare at them intensely and un blinkingly then they will almost always speed up their pace”

“Are you guys hungry?” *points at rock formation called bacon*

“If you guys enjoyed the tour then my name is Anthony, if not then I don’t work here and I got these things at the gift shop”

“We’re almost back to Wi-Fi, light, and food. I’m sure the Wifi is what your most worried about”

“See you tommorow” *elevator door closes and we leave 2/5 of the tour group underground