I HAD THE BOOK AS A CHILD.

I HAD THE BOOK AS A CHILD.

Hey Matsu!

I got in touch with Misa!!

(@asktoutamatsuda)

What's the reason you married me hehe :3

(@asktoutamatsuda)

This is completely irrelevant, but a good question babe!

So it would be too simple for me to just say "I married you for you", and I'm not a basic girlie so I'm not gonna answer like that.

So I will ask myself the most common questions and answer them.

Did I marry you for money? Nope.

Did I marry you so I could have a couch potato in my house? Nope.

Did I marry you because you were part of the Task Force? Nope.

Did I marry you to become my human shopping bag? Kinda.

Did I marry for a permanent Mario Kart opponent? Yep. Definitely. Did I marry you because you're a cat lover? YES. So that's your answer.

Ah, I’ve been pretty good!

Just talked to Misa (@ask-misa-misa) and asked her for help with Matsuda’s ask blog. Matsuda’s been quite a couch potato and he drinks out with his friends a lot. So he has barely done anything. Well, he did answer one ask today and I helped tie his hair for it but STILL. He did NOTHING ELSE. And NOBODY ELSE except some people we know have given him attention. I feel pretty bad for him, so do you have any suggestions?

Hey Matt!!!

It's Crystal! L's childhood friend. Since I was 6 years old, I've seen you and Mello when you guys were still babies. Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) told me all about you! So I'd like to ask a favour- can you help my skill issue husband Matsuda on his ask blog? (@asktoutamatsuda) Also, how have you been these days? Haven't seen you in a long time.

"Oh hey- I think I remember Darcii or Mello mentionin' you a couple times... Plus, uh, thanks for explainin' the whole situation earlier." *Matt scratches at his jaw, trying to find the words to say.*

"For asks? Not really sure, heh, I don't get many myself- I'd say use tags a lot I guess? And also promote, probably."

"I've been...pretty good, I guess, the whole Mello and me situation aside." *Matt looked at Crystal, tilting his head to the side.* "How have you been?"

Wait WHAT?? Oh- I see it now. Sorry Matt! And- sorry Matsu. For the.. oversharing. Wanna go out for tea sometime Matt?

(@ask-gamerboy)

Hey Matt!!!

It's Crystal! L's childhood friend. Since I was 6 years old, I've seen you and Mello when you guys were still babies. Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) told me all about you! So I'd like to ask a favour- can you help my skill issue husband Matsuda on his ask blog? (@asktoutamatsuda) Also, how have you been these days? Haven't seen you in a long time.

"Oh hey- I think I remember Darcii or Mello mentionin' you a couple times... Plus, uh, thanks for explainin' the whole situation earlier." *Matt scratches at his jaw, trying to find the words to say.*

"For asks? Not really sure, heh, I don't get many myself- I'd say use tags a lot I guess? And also promote, probably."

"I've been...pretty good, I guess, the whole Mello and me situation aside." *Matt looked at Crystal, tilting his head to the side.* "How have you been?"

Probably generated by a robot or something. Or some deep fakes-

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on