Probably Generated By A Robot Or Something. Or Some Deep Fakes-

Probably generated by a robot or something. Or some deep fakes-

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on

Hey L!!

Nice to talk to you again. So let me update you on what's happened recently. 1. Do you still remember the bottle incident? It happened a few years ago. Matt (@ask-gamerboy) and Mello had their first drinks. Matt got drunk and threw a glass bottle at the wall, and a glass shard flew and scratched Mello under his right eye.

I remember you sending me a text on AIM that Mello was extremely hurt that day and needed a stitch. So I flew back to Winchester to see him at the hospital. Mello refused to tell anyone about how he got injured, so Matt had no idea what happened.

Someone brought up the incident. Matt and Mello were worried, and the situation got so intense that Sasaki, Mello's godmother contemplated killing Matt. So I stepped in to explain what happened and helped settle everything. It's fine now. Just letting you know. 2. Here's an update on Matsuda. He's been an absolute couch potato, staring at the TV screen and watching the latest romance K-Dramas. Also, he's been going out drinking with his friends. A LOT. It's a common occurrence to see him come home late at night drunk and asking for me. Matsuda hasn't been so useless, however. He's started buying stocks and we've gotten some money from them. Also we've started an ask blog! Please check it out. (@asktoutamatsuda) That's it from me! Hope you've had a nice day or night, wherever you are.

"My you've opened a whole can of worms, Crystal... they are not to blame though; both of them are young, it's natural for drunk situations like that to happen, although I much prefer sobriety. Good to know it wasn't a serious injury, I believe I learned about it from Watari? It got a laugh out of me, that's for sure.

If I am to interact with Matsuda, which is very unlikely unless I need something, I'll know where to find him. Your definition of 'useful' is barely the minimum, but I won't criticize your marriage I've learned from my mistakes it would be unbecoming and invasive. However, I suggest that you do not let him fool around so freely, sending out another rescue mission would be a pain....

Thank you for filling me in. Much appreciated."

-L.

(OOC: HAHAHAHA OK!!)

Hey Misa!!

Just found your second account! I talked to your first account (@ask-misa-misa). So Matsuda’s doing pretty fine, other than being a bit of a couch potato and going out drinking a lot with friends. I persuaded him to start an ask blog. (@asktoutamatsuda) Thank you so much for giving advice in your first account!! We should all go out for tea some time, don’t you think?

(OOC i am actually not the owner of that account!! we are different people :) )

Wait WHAT?? Oh- I see it now. Sorry Matt! And- sorry Matsu. For the.. oversharing. Wanna go out for tea sometime Matt?

(@ask-gamerboy)

Hey Matt!!!

It's Crystal! L's childhood friend. Since I was 6 years old, I've seen you and Mello when you guys were still babies. Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) told me all about you! So I'd like to ask a favour- can you help my skill issue husband Matsuda on his ask blog? (@asktoutamatsuda) Also, how have you been these days? Haven't seen you in a long time.

"Oh hey- I think I remember Darcii or Mello mentionin' you a couple times... Plus, uh, thanks for explainin' the whole situation earlier." *Matt scratches at his jaw, trying to find the words to say.*

"For asks? Not really sure, heh, I don't get many myself- I'd say use tags a lot I guess? And also promote, probably."

"I've been...pretty good, I guess, the whole Mello and me situation aside." *Matt looked at Crystal, tilting his head to the side.* "How have you been?"

Thank you SO MUCH, Misa!

Also, I told Matsuda your advice, and he even called you “Misa Misa”. You two seem pretty close! We should meet up for tea sometime!

HEY MISAAAA!!!!

AHHH!! It took me so long to find your blog!

So basically a month ago I married Matsuda (@asktoutamatsuda) and he said he used to be your bodyguard!!

That’s so cool!! And I’m a great fan of you!

Okay- so my question is, how do we help Matsuda get more asks?

"Oh wow!! I didn't know Matsu had a wife, I'm so happy for both of you! He did use to be my bodyguard, he actually pretended to be my manager for a while, haha!"

"But asks? Hmm... Well, Matsu isn't really known by the public you know, so I'd say make a name for himself first! Post things that show who you are, make posts asking for asks, and interact with more popular blogs too! I hope this helps!"

Haven’t spoken to Near in some time.. I wonder how he’s doing.

Near is taking all my love away.