Hey L!!

Hey L!!

Nice to talk to you again. So let me update you on what's happened recently. 1. Do you still remember the bottle incident? It happened a few years ago. Matt (@ask-gamerboy) and Mello had their first drinks. Matt got drunk and threw a glass bottle at the wall, and a glass shard flew and scratched Mello under his right eye.

I remember you sending me a text on AIM that Mello was extremely hurt that day and needed a stitch. So I flew back to Winchester to see him at the hospital. Mello refused to tell anyone about how he got injured, so Matt had no idea what happened.

Someone brought up the incident. Matt and Mello were worried, and the situation got so intense that Sasaki, Mello's godmother contemplated killing Matt. So I stepped in to explain what happened and helped settle everything. It's fine now. Just letting you know. 2. Here's an update on Matsuda. He's been an absolute couch potato, staring at the TV screen and watching the latest romance K-Dramas. Also, he's been going out drinking with his friends. A LOT. It's a common occurrence to see him come home late at night drunk and asking for me. Matsuda hasn't been so useless, however. He's started buying stocks and we've gotten some money from them. Also we've started an ask blog! Please check it out. (@asktoutamatsuda) That's it from me! Hope you've had a nice day or night, wherever you are.

"My you've opened a whole can of worms, Crystal... they are not to blame though; both of them are young, it's natural for drunk situations like that to happen, although I much prefer sobriety. Good to know it wasn't a serious injury, I believe I learned about it from Watari? It got a laugh out of me, that's for sure.

If I am to interact with Matsuda, which is very unlikely unless I need something, I'll know where to find him. Your definition of 'useful' is barely the minimum, but I won't criticize your marriage I've learned from my mistakes it would be unbecoming and invasive. However, I suggest that you do not let him fool around so freely, sending out another rescue mission would be a pain....

Thank you for filling me in. Much appreciated."

-L.

There’s nothing about him I’d like to change. They say when you fall in love with someone, you fall in love with their soul as well. I’m annoying too! Sometimes I lose things and he has to help me find them.. like my earphones, my plushie or even my wallet. If you get to know him better, he’s actually one of the most patient people alive.

I have no idea how he deals with a person like me, so I’m trying my best to reciprocate that too. I have a question actually- can you tell me something he did that annoyed you in the past?

I've always wondered what it's like being Matsuda's wife...how do you put up with him?

@yagami-raito0

Hey Light!!

Oh.. how I put up with him?

Well, seeing how you phrased that question, I can see that Matsuda might have annoyed you quite a bit in the past.

Well, I can put up with him because I understand him, and I’m also quite an annoying person myself.

When Matsuda does anything goofy, he asks me if it’s okay first, and I’ll help him to assess it.

We don’t argue over small things at all, and he’s not a very difficult person. He’s actually pretty easygoing.

Also, I’m not a person who complains often and scolds at people who annoy me all the time.

Instead, we solve problems together without making a fuss about it, like normal people would.

Matsuda’s brain actually works differently from society. I suspect he might be neurodivergent like I am, so that’s how we somehow get along with each other.

We.. also share a habit of oversharing.

So whenever one of us notices we are oversharing, we remind each other about it.

Kind of like two halfs of a brain working together.

So, we literally can’t live without each other.

Oh yeah- and his crying.

He can be a bit emotional at times.

My solution is to cook him his FAVOURITE onion soup.

So yeah, that’s it!

Also if he annoys you too much tell me.

Probably generated by a robot or something. Or some deep fakes-

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on

Not me calling Mihael MELLO because I kinda forgot his name

(@ask-the-mafia-boy)

Err.. one more thing. Nobody's asked me anything except Light, Mello and Sasaki. How do I get more asks??

(@asktoutamatsuda)

Skill issue.

You need to work on finding more of your old friends and colleagues from before L fired you. ...Maybe Aizawa or.. Chief Yagami? I have no idea how many friends or colleagues you had but that works.

Whoever said "Quiet Matsuda" needs to be SLAPPED.

HEY MATSUDA FAN NATION HOW WE DOING TONIGHT