I Call It Local Cryptid Gets The Hots For A Journalist But Its Okay Because The Journalist Thinks Hes

I call it “Local cryptid gets the hots for a journalist but it’s okay because the journalist thinks he’s cute too”

I think they’re neat :)

I have returned with more.

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

God I fuckin love this show

fuck dude i love god troubles me so much because all the characters are fucking losers. none of them are cool. none. protagonist, chosen one, child of a god and monster? she's literally a one in a million failure. cringefail girloser. she's poor, she's lazy, she's an icon. threw a guy into the stratosphere twice and then cried in a haunted house. the pretty, powerful looking immortal? moron. malewife. pathetic with his cunty little outfit. never had a full thought in his life. he's a phone btw. the aloof, standoffish "cool guy", strongest in the Monster realm? he only cares about video games and cat food (he's a cat). idiot. prefers to remain as a cat 90% of the time so he doesn't have to do things. can't cook. they're all insane. nearly defeated by 3 bugs and a rat. whatever

@justashana burgundy and moss

@ihuntmonsters burgundy and moss

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