More Pose Practice, Less Dynamic This Time

more pose practice, less dynamic this time

How to tell if the adventure game you're playing came out in March 2017

So, you're playing an adventure game, and you want to tell if it came out in March 2017? It's easy - just answer these 4 quick questions 1). Was the hero cryogenically frozen? 2). Was there an apocalypse? 3). Is there a scanning mechanic? 4). Are there ancient killer robots? If you answered "Yes" to all four questions, congratulations! You're playing an adventure game that came out in March 2017. Now get back to your game of "The Legend of Horizon Effect: Breath of the Andromeda Dawn"

pose practice

meching up the old Vigilante prototype

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

playing around with an <i>ancient</i> OC idea, remixed and updated and generally made more “willing to show the internet” lol