WOOZI CALL CALL CALL!

WOOZI ☏ CALL CALL CALL!

SHUT UP you're making my heart explode-

(i'm learning from the best)

warning: mentions of alcohol

"well, hellooo~"

you turn towards the voice, and find a very drunken (and very adorable) soonyoung standing to your right, a glass of whiskey (?) in hand. he was loud enough to be heard over the noise of the club, yet you still perked up and leaned towards him.

"hello."

"what'ss a pretty lady like you hic... doing over hereee?" his voice sounded almost like a sing-song. he probably had a little too much of the drink. confirming your thoughts, he stumbles into the chair next to you.

"just winding up after a long day, you know? what about you?"

"well, i jus wanna let loooose tonight. with my friendsss. they're prolly out there, hic, dancing or drinking," he waves his hands around, pointing towards his friends. but you're only looking at him. a small smile forms on your lips, but you're quick to hide it.

"i see... it's too crowded here, you wanna go somewhere private?" you offer, pretending innocence.

he lets out a loud gasp, "oh no! i have a girlfriendd!! hic she's somewhere around here. she'll end you iff she finds out."

"is she that dangerous?"

"sometimess, but she's veeery sweet. hic always takes care off me. kisses me goodnight and goood morning. hic, always sends me cute stuff that reminds her of me... hic-"

he stands up as he's speaking, but then stumbles again and falls into the seat, face first onto the counter.

you gasp and rush over to him, patting him on the cheek, "omg, soonie? soonyoung? are you okay??"

he lets out a slow groan before raising his head and looking at you. his eyes sparkle with recognition

"y/n!! omg you're here! i was hic just talking about you! come on, let'ss have a drink!" he shouts and turns to call the bartender, "sir-"

"soonie, come on, let's go home. you're way too drunk," you pull him by his hand to get him to stand. even in his drunken state, he laughs and let's you lead him.

"y/n you know something? i met a lady back at the counter. she kind of looked a lot like you. But! she tried to hit on me!!"

you play along, pretending surprise, "really? what did you say?"

"I pushed her away, of course. can't ever forget my baby. my sweet, lovely babyyy..."

im glad you found good moots here but still 😔😔😔 (jk lmao, on a serious note, im so glad you did !!)

you're one of my moots, lola, OBVIOUSLY I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS!!!

All my worries of not finding moots has been solved🥹🫶

(also this shows how you're camped up in here, lola. welcome😌)

i refuse to shut up <3

also asdfghjk "learning from the best"?? naurr, honey you don't want to start this compliment battle. i refuse to be defeated.

and yes!! i do have smthn similar planned out. but it's with another resident ass guy! cheol ^3^

I MEAN IT: YOU'RE THE BEST😌😤

about the compliment battle, bring it on!! i will not let you go so easily. i'm a pro at giving compliments :)

ALSO i cannot WAIT for the resident ass guy! seungcheol. such a canon😌🤌

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

ily <3

ILY2 <3

very shocked and angry hearing the news concerning taeil.

shocked, because as someone who's been a fan of nct's music for the past few years, i never expected something so heinous. he wasnt my bias, but i still appreciated him for his vocal talents and as a member of the group. all this just goes on to show that there's a lot more going on beneath the 'nice guy' persona we see on camera. that we cannot fully know or trust any idol, tbvf.

angry, because of what he's done and because of seeing people defend and support him. always choose morals before kpop. this is a real victim we're talking about here. the victim always comes first, and should be supported.

i will not be supporting moon taeil from now on.

be a human first, before being a fan.