He's My 2nd Favorite For A Reason

He's my 2nd favorite for a reason

Asuka being revealed to be a boring guy that liked math is just hilarious.

He’s That Man, The Gear Maker, The Devil, and the man who had a hand in destroying Japan. He kickstarted The Crusades, indirectly causing the deaths of over 6 billion people worldwide.

And he likes making buckwheat noodles using Rube-Goldberg machines.

Asuka could probably be distracted by a crossword puzzle that he would find on the floor.

He turned himself in to the President of the United States and leaked that he did so to the local news.

He went and started a podcast on the moon after he removed the Seed of Adam from Sol’s neck.

He has a clone of himself for some reason.

He put his soul into a homunculus of what he looked like during his time in the Gear Project so that Sol would recognize him.

He turned Sol’s girlfriend into a Gundam because she had super cancer.

Asuka’s both the best and worst wingman you could ask for.

The fan base didn’t have so much as a face or a concrete name besides “That Man” for a decade.

He had cat ears in Xrd and that was never brought up again.

Asuka’s just a fun guy to think about!

My toxic trait is I think Apollo should have more crazy backstories. Make him suffer.

happy investigations port announcement

yanno the "deep down than and zagreus knew they weren't really brothers" is a lot funnier when you see even more of nyx's kids in hades 2

like no shit they realized zagreus wasn't really one of them

look at them

I’m so torn about this direct bc if the rumors are true and we get something investigations related I might actually weep but on the other hand if I have to start calling Sebastian Debeste smth like “Adam Azing” I’m gonna end up on the news