I Dreamed That There Was This Interplanetary Pizza Company In Star Wars That Delivered On Time No Matter

I dreamed that there was this Interplanetary Pizza Company™️ in Star Wars that delivered on time no matter what.

They didn't have any ships, whenever someone called for pizza a uniformed deliveryman (per pizza) would just appear in the vicinities and make their way to the client's destination in the next 30 minutes.

The Empire started to target them because they were harder to kill than Jedi and because the rebels started to just order hundreds of pizzas during conflicts so there were like hundreds of pizza dudes scrolling through the battle fields drawing the stormtroopers attention but never getting hit a single time.

The empire ended up ending way sooner because the emperor got pissed for not knowing how they did it and demanded to see the manager, he was found dead in his chamber's shortly after.

mom of the year tbh

TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time