
"whore in theory, not in practice" 20 they/them pansexual
82 posts
Its Been A Minute But I'm Rewatching And It Deserves To Be Said Again...
Its been a minute but I'm rewatching and it deserves to be said again...
God i fucking hate Monica
god i fucking hate Monica
-
cyberchaospirate reblogged this · 1 year ago
-
duskgala liked this · 1 year ago
-
cyberchaospirate liked this · 1 year ago
-
cyberchaospirate reblogged this · 1 year ago
-
goldstarsoup liked this · 2 years ago
-
hot-mess-express99 reblogged this · 2 years ago
-
hot-mess-express99 liked this · 2 years ago
-
nsainmoonchild liked this · 2 years ago
-
angiexsv liked this · 2 years ago
-
tearsoftheakira liked this · 2 years ago
-
usernotfoun4044 liked this · 2 years ago
-
punkfroggie liked this · 2 years ago
-
reitheking22 liked this · 2 years ago
-
d-ude-fr liked this · 2 years ago
-
rx4ueen liked this · 2 years ago
-
idealuk liked this · 2 years ago
-
darkerlights liked this · 2 years ago
-
tidalrace liked this · 2 years ago
More Posts from Cyberchaospirate
I love Mandy, so much she's my favorite đ
đđđ

"You bastard!" Barty doesn't think twice before throwing himself at the idiot who decided to try and push Pandora around. It's not that Pandora can't take care of herself - she absolutely can - but she also is one of Barty's best friends. And he will stand up for her no matter wha-
"Barty, you already have a detention for fighting, they'll call your father if you fight again now," someone murmurs while draging him away. Regulus. It's Regulus. But isn't he supposed to be on a date with James?
That question is answered to him when he hears a yelp and turns around to find James punching the bastard, twice.
Huh
Maybe Barty does like James after all
James Potter thought he was straight until Reggie Black smiled at him and made him walk into a wall
Marauders as things my friend group has said
âSometimes I forget how many dead people there are.â - Sirius @ Regulus during a family history lesson.
â Iâm gonna bite your toes while youâre sleeping,,, nibble, nibble, nibbleâ - a drunk Barty @ Evan who is ignoring him.
James: Drops phone on his face. James: claps friends theme song. James: picks phone back up like nothing happened.
âIâm a bi guy, a simple bi guy and I am 99% Lilly Evans and 1% Regulus Black.â - James Potter
â Why do all the cute ones gotta be Deatheaters?â - Rita @ Bellatrix
âIron chickens do not have iron testicalsâ - a very drunk Sirius @ an unfortunately sober Remus.
âI have decided that i am a snack it just no one is hungryâ - Peter
Marlene: Climbs on train track bridge Dorcas: âOh you are so fucking dumb, I look away for 2 secondsâ
âNo bite, no smile!â - Remus @ James who is trying to take a picture of him too close to the full moon.
âIf i was there iâd slap her i don't care if she's 9â - Mary to lily after hearing about the shit her sister was doing to her. âJames, I am a pussy.â - Peter to James about the forbidden forest.
âI would be Jamesâ sugar bab- AHH!â - Lily about James to Mary.
âI have to go through all my saves and delete the videos of him because he turned out to be a pedophile⌠Hey! I had a chance with himâ - Remus probably at some point.
âWas that CORPSE? Woop!â - Drunk Remus at a party.
Remus: âughhhhâ Sirius: âwhat?â Remus: âI hurt and I'm dying.â Sirius: âdon't die, that's for kidsâ
Barty : sits up really quick "guys I just swallowed the nail, it's in my throat." Barty: proceeds to cough up the nail
Pandora: shows Regulus a picture she drew "this is cute" Regulus: "you're cute. wait that didn't go how I wanted it to.â
Barty: âRACCOON WORLDS DOMINATIONâ
Sirius: âDo I look like a freaking rat?â Regulus: âŚ.. Sirius: âDon't answer thatâ
Effie: hears a song playing from jamesâ room âI used to listen to this song in grade school.â James: âOh so it's really old then.â
Remus: "sips coffee stressfully"
Barty: "seductively eats toes"
Evan: "for your next random gift I'll get you a screwdriver Barty: "thanks I'm gonna kill myself with it"
Marlene: whining "mom James got me addicted to cocaine" wait I mean Crack cookies" - Marlene @ Effie
Nymphadora: tries to lick cat. Andromeda: "don't lick the kitty." Dora: proceeds to lick cat.
Barty: "school sh**tings" gives thumbs up
Sirius: shows Remus their high heels Remus: "okay whore" smacks hand over mouth "wait i- that wasn't supposed to come out" Sirius: laughs their ass off
James: yells across the store to mom âmom!" Random person at the checkout: looks at James "I am not mom."
âEffieâs a Milfâ - Marlene
âI don't have nothing, other than a few std'sâ -Remus
âYou can eat half a mermaid before you're a cannibalâ - Pandora to Regulus
âProbably shouldn't be doing it but weâre definitely going to continue anywayâ - Remus, Sirius, James and Peter in sync.
very confused Peter: âleprechauns don't play quidditch.â
Marlene: âlike weewoo but not weewooâ exasperated and high off her ass
Sirius: âI like aidsâ
phone falls off bed Marlene in an Australian accent: "crikey my phone"
âIâm hooked up to so many wires i could connect to hbo on my heart monitorâ - Lily on pain killers to James
"I don't think I can lick that, can I?" -Sirius playing goat simulator
watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs and it's at the part where the mayor destroys the machine and James says " I hope you see the error of your ways, you glutton!â
(talking about Cameron Monaghan) the murder child from my chemical romance - Sirius
"Fuckinâ Sirius"- Remus while asleep
Sirius "I've got middle fingers and i'm not afraid to use them" Regulus: "do it" Sirius "Iâm a little afraid to use them"
Peter while asleep: groans and sits up fast James: "you okay?" Peter "not really." James: "What's wrong?" Peter: "I'm gonna have to use the loo to solve the thing."
Sirius: "So were you born in 2006, 2007?" Narcissa: "i was born in 2004" Regulus: "i don't mean this in a mean way but wow you are old"
Sirius: "I WANNA HOLD YOU" Remus "NO, LET ME MAKE COFFEE THEN YOU CAN"
Barty: "I'm gonna do a line off your dresser"
Barty: "i have a headache" pauses "and i have 2 more lines to do"
Mary: "I don't have to do acid I have the that back massager that messes with my balance receptor"
Barty: suddenly sits up Regulus: âare you okayâ Barty: âi don't know, i'm just gonna go to sleep and try to see what's going onâ
Barty: "Why not use a shotgun, it's easier, this is america." (was not in america)
"stop licking the oreos" - Reg @ Barty
"Do i really have to tell you not to mate with the cat"- McGonagall @ the marauders
Remus: âI can feel the brain damage,, and i've got another lineâ
âMY TRAUMA CAN'T HANDLE THIS!â- Sirius
âBall licky licky titty croissantâ - James trying to learn french from Regulus
âOoo yay i love being kidnapped!â- Barty probably at some point
âThe 3 c's cook, clean, cocktailsâ- Remus âThe 3 b's bake broil blowjobsâ- Sirius
âLET ME UPLOAD MY PORN DAMNITâ - Marlene probably
"Dorcas you should be my sugar mommy" - Pandora
"An air whore" Remus
"My skyrim character is Schizophrenic" - James
"I wanna blow up pumpkins, and People!!!!" -Bellatrix
"I can taste it in my eyeballs" - James
"you can't take terrorists to the airport"-Peter
"I'm really bad at swallowing" - Sirius
âyou can't fuck a duck, you'd have to seduce itâ - Evan
"Hey your boobs are crooked"- Marlene
"iâm sorry, i accused you of taking my grandpa" -Sirius
"im a gay virgin"-Regulus
"duck now motherfucker" Sirius @ James
"i wanna become a rug or everyone does a line of my ashes when i die" - Remus
"you can't be funny while I'm smoking" -Remus @ First year after he walked out the door
"I'm leaving, i don't care that much about being drug free" - Barty