TMAGP 4 SPOILERS

TMAGP 4 SPOILERS

you cannot tell me that Jonathan Sims did NOT send that email to Gwen containing with the video of Lena presumably about to off someone.

he really said “we will NOT wait another two and a half seasons to find out our boss is murderous, thank you very much.”

TMAGP 8 SPOILERS

GERRY AND GERTRUDE.

GERRY. AND. GEE GEE.

Gerry sounds so happy I-

I’M GONNA CRY.

YES THIS IMAGE EXACTLY

TMA: “Like colors, but if colors hated me.”

TMAGP: “Like colors, but if colors hated me. And if they didn’t know what color they are. And also didn’t know what colors are. But the colors definitely still hate me.”

idk if this is accurate cause i only just finished TMAGP 8 but that’s the vibe im getting.

VAGUE TMAGP SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

cause ik The Fears technically aren’t supposed to exist in this world, but it’s blatantly obvious that they do, at least to a certain extent.

but they seem to be very muddled together. in TMA, it was generally pretty clear cut which statement belonged to which Fear and in the few statements where they would overlap, it usually wasn’t more than 2 Fears cooperating at once.

but in TMAGP, it’s almost like there’s multiple Fears trying to coexist in one case file and the lines between them are very blurred together. like they aren’t as… refined as they were in TMA. (probably due to The Banishing as i’m calling it imo.)

in TMA, they were 14 dollops of different colored paint neatly organized on a paint palette and would occasionally be mixed together to obtain a certain hue, while still being recognizable.

in TMAGP, these 14 dollops of different colored paint have all been swirled and mixed together so much that the original colors used are just barely distinguishable.

and the palette is cracked. and decaying. and staining your hand that tarnished-cheap-metal-green even thought the palette is wooden.

and the colors still hate you.

TMAGP 10 SPOILERS

firstly, i want to say the the OIAR using a supernatural, murderous clown as an assassin is amazing.

secondly: whatever’s going on here.

THE NAME BLOCK.

THIS. JUST THIS. (THE CORRUPTION.)

WEIRD. MEMORIES.

AND LETS NOT FORGET TF IS GOING ON HERE (it’s probably not the Jarchivist BUT HOW I HOPE IT IS)

THE. TAPE. RECORDER.

we are so back.

okay so ik there’s some fics where human Jon gets kidnapped or what not by Fae Elias and Jon either a) somehow manages to escape or b) gives in.

but does anybody know of a fic where Jon gets free or whatnot by discovering Elias’ true name??

basically, i want a Jon that’s basically Jude Duarte from The Cruel Prince.

i’m sorry, Gwen WHO?!

this is what i get the ONE TIME i listen to the end credits.

another fucking Bouchard.

also this Gwen chick has Elias vibes. can’t pinpoint why, maybe it’s the voice of bureaucratic superiority and self importance.