Okay So Ik Theres Some Fics Where Human Jon Gets Kidnapped Or What Not By Fae Elias And Jon Either A)

okay so ik there’s some fics where human Jon gets kidnapped or what not by Fae Elias and Jon either a) somehow manages to escape or b) gives in.

but does anybody know of a fic where Jon gets free or whatnot by discovering Elias’ true name??

basically, i want a Jon that’s basically Jude Duarte from The Cruel Prince.

TMAGP 21 SPOILERS

CELIA. ISN’T. FROM. THIS. WORLD.

OR SHE’S FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE. POSSIBLY THE TIMELINE WHERE TMA TOOK PLACE. BUT I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER IF SHE EVER SHOWED UP AS A CHARACTER.

BUT IM CALLING IT NOW. IT’S WHY SHE’S SO SUSPICIOUS.

Sam and Alice are entirely doomed by the narrative, aren’t they??

(haven’t finished TMAGP yet)

TMAGP 21 SPOILERS

i have no clue whether Freddy is Martin or Jon as we knew him, but i’m now leaning towards Jon as we knew him bc i can smell the sass and indignation in that little ping.

ain’t no way i predicted that. that was NOT The Archivist’s voice in tmagp 1. AINT. NO. WAY.

maybe i’m the Ceaseless Watcher.

VAGUE MAG SEASON 5 SPOILERS

Jon in the tunnels works like he’s operating on some old ass Windows software.

sorry, Archivist, i don’t make the rules. i just tell it as i see it.

TMAGP 8 SPOILERS

WHY. DOES. SHE. WANT. TO. KNOW. ABOUT. TIME. TRAVEL. AND. OTHER. DIMENSIONS. AND. TELEPORTATION.

who the fuck are you Celia.

OH SHIT SHE’S ON WHAT THE GHOST WITH GEORGIE-

TMAGP 7 SPOILERS

okay i’m IMMEDIATELY suspicious of Celia. she seems to… know too much??

like she specifically references “tape recorders and manila envelopes” and asks if there’s a way to look up specific cases, using “being buried alive” and “meat” as examples. aka The Buried and The Flesh. plus she asks if there’s anything connecting the read aloud cases (like how the true statements were all connected by only recording on a tape recorder.) and then she says in TMAGP 6 “four weirdos in a basement reading scary stories” aka the og archives crew. and then the interaction right after between Alice and Celia. “You got that hardened killer look in your eyes. (Alice) And here I thought I’d hidden it behind a sweet demeanor. (Celia)”

it could be nothing. it could be coincidences and i’m reading into it too much.

but this is a Magnus podcast. this is Jonny Sims and Alexander J Newall we’re talking about. they don’t do coincidences.