The Hardest Fucking Line In The Show

the hardest fucking line in the show

“my ship kissed!” “my ship held hands!!!” okay. well. my ship had holes in it and was doomed to sink from the very moment of its departure. my ship flipped and drowned all the passengers. my ship had a sail that only faced windward. my ship’s home had always been at the bottom of the ocean floor. my ship is stained with barnacles and prone to heavy winds. my ship’s dock isnt waiting for it to return. And they still didnt fuck even once

MAG156 SPOILERS

Martin: “Will I be coming back?”

Peter: “You’re not going to die, if that’s what you’re asking. But, no. If all goes well, you won’t be.”

Peter: “How does that make you feel?”

Martin: “Nothing. Nothing at all.”

Peter: “Excellent. I’m so proud of you, Martin.”

Martin: “I really don’t care.”

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW. SAY. SIKE. RIGHT. NOW.

Atsushi Nakajima you don't deserve to be so criminally underrated in your own show

shoutout to gay old nerdy men with an interest in the paranormal who are in a toxic relationship with an eye god and got manipulated into ending the world...gotta be one of my favorite genders

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.