I Lied To You. We Arent Having Sex, Put Your Clothes Back On. Its Time For Me To Explain To You The Entire

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

“my ship kissed!” “my ship held hands!!!” okay. well. my ship had holes in it and was doomed to sink from the very moment of its departure. my ship flipped and drowned all the passengers. my ship had a sail that only faced windward. my ship’s home had always been at the bottom of the ocean floor. my ship is stained with barnacles and prone to heavy winds. my ship’s dock isnt waiting for it to return. And they still didnt fuck even once

shoutout to gay old nerdy men with an interest in the paranormal who are in a toxic relationship with an eye god and got manipulated into ending the world...gotta be one of my favorite genders

just finished MAG158 and out of EVERY manipulator i was expecting this season: Elias, Peter, maybe even Jon, MARTIN K BLACKWOOD WAS NOT ONE OF THEM BUT OH MY STARS DO I LOVE HIM FOR IT?! ABSOLUTELY ICON?!

also SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED?! NOT SASHA?! DAISY?! MARTIN TALKING ABOUT JON?! ELIAS AND JONAH?! I-

i’m in tears, my heart has been ripped out of my chest.

“If you do so, you are almost certainly not coming back. To go into The Lonely willingly is as good as death.” “How do I do it?” OUCH?!

the hardest fucking line in the show

i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan