Pim Tied Up In The Recent Ep What Do We Think Chat

pim tied up in the recent ep what do we think chat

I want to write a whole ass book about dating Astarion

Like just a sweet, fluffy book about doing domestic, mundane couple stuff with Astarion

Cuddling, spending quality time together, reading books, playing boardgames, kissing and making out and obvi fucking like rabbits

I would honestly love to read a book about how Tav spends those 6 months after defeating the netherbrain with spawn Astarion bc if I was Tav I would legit chain that man to me and never leave the house because FINALLY I would get to just soak in his presence without having to do a million other things

I'd just want to spend time with him, learn what makes him laugh and tick and sigh, tease him to bring out his sassy side, make him a warm cup of tea and bundle him up in blankets for when he's ready to talk about his past and his thoughts and feelings

Really just a 6 month slumber party with the pale elf and all that would entail

Exquisite Corpse

You’re recoiling in horror at longlegs’ face I’m kissing him tenderly on the lips we are not the same

"What the hell is that thing, Charlie? Why is it on the bar?"

"Wh-what what do you mean what is it? It's-he's-"

"Look at it, Dee, it's Glep"

"It's Glep, dude!"

"What the fuck is a Glep?!?!?"

i can’t find words for my anger right now so here’s a collection of thoughts that share the sentiment