My Recent Hyperfixation On Constellations Has Made Me Realize The Sirius Black's Name Is Just "Dog Black"

My recent hyperfixation on constellations has made me realize the Sirius Black's name is just "Dog black" or black dog... We hate jkr but damn that's some good naming right there, Moony and Padfoot's names are just too good..

(For those of you that don't know; Remus Lupin's name basically means Moon McMoon.)

I agree

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James: Hey, Moony, what do Blacks like to do for a date?

Sirius: I'm flattered but...

Remus: Oh Sirius, he's not asking because of you idiot

James: Remus...

Sirius: What does that- Wait, you're dating Regulus?!

James: It's not what you think it is

Remus: *arching his brow*

James: Actually it's exactly what you think it is

Sirius: *crying* My little baby brother!

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

The other marauders watching:

Sirius: Regulus, i’m older than you so you need to-

Regulus: You may have been the first born, but I was first to die. take that, loser

Sirius: . . .

Some teacher: your shoulders are showing, it will distract the boys

Trans!regulus: i look like a guy, no boys are getting distracted i assure you

Jamss in the back: