If I Was Orpheus I Just Wouldn't Have Turned Around Lol

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

Voldemort: it's time for you to die

James: one second, let me ask my partners

Voldemort: that's not a choic-

James: they said no

Regulus: sleeping is fun, it's like you are not dead but you are awake. It's a win win situation

Sirius: It's like being dead without commitment

Regulus: An open relationship with death

James:

James: BOTH OF YOU, THERAPY NOW!

James: So, then I said, “Guess you better-”

Random Gryffindor: Do you ever stop talking?

James: Oh. Sorry. (walks away)

Regulus: Listen, here’s what we’re not going to do. (cracks knuckles)

*Next day*

James: Then, I went…oh, I didn’t mean to talk so much. Sorry.

Regulus: Go on. Then, you went…

James: (grins) Then, I went to Honeydukes and they had exploding gum balls!

Regulus: Exploding? Explain, in great detail, for as long as you like.

* after regulus and James went to get slushies *

Peter: why are your tongues purple?

James: oh, regulus had an blue slushie and I had an red one.

Remus:..

Remus: oh.

Sirius: you stole each others slushie right?

Sirius: rIGHT?