New DnD Session, New Character! Shes An Expert In Mythology For Our Modern Day Setting. Because Someone

New DnD session, new character! She’s an expert in mythology for our modern day setting. Because someone has to know how to handle the monsters and myths of old coming back to cause problems! Her name is Moira And technically she’s a Druid!

More DnD Hijinks

Gunslinger: *has a roll 20 glitch that is making all his rolls 0*

Party: dude try again, see if-

Gunslinger: *rolls A CRITICAL SUCESS THAT STILL READS AS 0*

Dungeon master: you are officially Crutical Zero now.

Ranger (me): *passes out as this thing that keeps offering us deals pops into my head*

Deal Creature: So, I have an offer for you- you’ll be the only one who gets hurt and it will bring your friend back to life (back story her friend got hung two days ago)

Ranger: yeah sure. So long as I’m the only one getting hurt.

Dm: WAIT ARE YOU- OKAY. ALEX IS DEAD NOW! Now you’re playing with Alex’s dead friend

The person who was a rouge and is now using wild magic: *rolls a 12 for the random affect sheet*

Dm: Congrats! You got play god! You get to make a sentient being!

Former rouge: I WANNA MAKE SNOW RACOONS!

Dm: THEY ARE SENTIENT- THEY CAN TALK!

Former rouge: I KNOW! THEYRE PERFECT!

We stole a boat. We needed a crew. Three of the crew mates are awesome (the navigator and our gunmen)

Then there’s the chef.

The DM made him Guy Fierie.

Quotes-

Here is your noodle cat back (referring to gunslingers ferret)- Tarnok (My Orc Barbarian)

NPC: hi I’m dameon

Gunslinger: YOURE ON THINK FUCKING ICE DAMEON!

Gungslinger: yeah so my brothers not dead...

Gunslingers mom: oh that’s wonderful that’s good eats-

Me OOC: GOOD EATS!?

Dm: I MEAN GOOD NEWS! I’m gonna go get a snack- one second-

Me: AH MY SON IS NOT DEAD! IM GOING TO EAT MY BOY! TIME TO EAT MY BOY!

The rest of the party is cackling.

Didn’t have ideas. Got a late start. Here’s something quick for day 1: Ring

I can’t stop laughing at this

This is the news at 11

We’re coming live from your heart

The recording for the San Jose live show is out and I can finally post drawings of stuff from the show!!!

Finally posting my drawing of Jesus! I feel so bad for not getting this done closer to when I drew the others.