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Gunslinger: *has a roll 20 glitch that is making all his rolls 0*

Party: dude try again, see if-

Gunslinger: *rolls A CRITICAL SUCESS THAT STILL READS AS 0*

Dungeon master: you are officially Crutical Zero now.

Ranger (me): *passes out as this thing that keeps offering us deals pops into my head*

Deal Creature: So, I have an offer for you- you’ll be the only one who gets hurt and it will bring your friend back to life (back story her friend got hung two days ago)

Ranger: yeah sure. So long as I’m the only one getting hurt.

Dm: WAIT ARE YOU- OKAY. ALEX IS DEAD NOW! Now you’re playing with Alex’s dead friend

The person who was a rouge and is now using wild magic: *rolls a 12 for the random affect sheet*

Dm: Congrats! You got play god! You get to make a sentient being!

Former rouge: I WANNA MAKE SNOW RACOONS!

Dm: THEY ARE SENTIENT- THEY CAN TALK!

Former rouge: I KNOW! THEYRE PERFECT!

We stole a boat. We needed a crew. Three of the crew mates are awesome (the navigator and our gunmen)

Then there’s the chef.

The DM made him Guy Fierie.

Quotes-

Here is your noodle cat back (referring to gunslingers ferret)- Tarnok (My Orc Barbarian)

NPC: hi I’m dameon

Gunslinger: YOURE ON THINK FUCKING ICE DAMEON!

Gungslinger: yeah so my brothers not dead...

Gunslingers mom: oh that’s wonderful that’s good eats-

Me OOC: GOOD EATS!?

Dm: I MEAN GOOD NEWS! I’m gonna go get a snack- one second-

Me: AH MY SON IS NOT DEAD! IM GOING TO EAT MY BOY! TIME TO EAT MY BOY!

The rest of the party is cackling.