I Just Want A Silly Little App Where I Can Post Pictures With Captions And Messages And Nobody Can See

I just want a silly little app where I can post pictures with captions and messages and nobody can see it

Sometimes I lie in bed and imagine I’m dying so I feel slightly less horrible about how much of a mess my life is

As someone who drinks 1-2 large glasses of milk a day, I think my biggest nightmare is gaining lactose intolerance.

Sometimes I really forget that I’m allowed to make little changes to help me enjoy life, thank you for this :)

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

I was washing a dish at work and the sauce had a very interesting consistency. I made a joke about it to a colleague but he didn’t get it. Ended up accidentally teaching a guy about the existence of the omegaverse

Nobody deserves to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren't enough.