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Check and Duke episode 2 script part 2

(They walk into Home Depot, both of them take a deep breath and inhale the scent of Home Depot.) Check: it smells so good! like paint and cardboard. (It then shows a montage of check and Duke playing in Home Depot they're riding a lawn mower, climbing the shelves, flooding the kitchen, spinning in the dryers, and then checks about to drink paint but then suddenly it glitches into some green juice.) Check: the heck! this isn't paint! How am I supposed to quench my thirst now!? what is this? (he reads the label) “healthy juice, juice good, good liquid” fucks that type of name? (Duke comes in riding a lawn mower) Duke: check run! check: what is it?- oh my God! (it shows Duke being chased by a giant krampus-like creature. check jumps on to Duke's ride-on lawn mower. they ride around the ginormous store that keeps going forever. check: Thank God our tax money went to this giant Home Depot, or we would have crashed into something by now. Employee: What are you talking about!? you're crashing into so much stuff right now! My manager is going to be so mad! Duke: Sorry. (Duke turns into a big bird and Carries check up to the Krampus creature, letting the ride on the lawn mower crash. check jumps on the Krampus creature and strangles it with the connecting string of his electric sticks and electrocutes it until its eyes explode from the electricity it falls to the ground. Then it's steaming body glitches and turns into a dead customer that was a little kid.) Duke: Oh my God. Check: uuuhhh *stuffs it in a cardboard box and tapes it up.) Check: Hopefully when someone orders a table they won't get this (cuts to a family receiving the cardboard box and opening it up and screaming. The building then glitches into an abandoned building.) Check: dude, what the hell is going on!? Duke: I don't know, I'm just sad that we're no longer in Home Depot. Check: same. (They walk out of the abandoned building to reveal that they're in a desert with sand made out of sand, concrete, and metal. with four suns in the sky.) Check: oh god… (it then shows the glitcher sitting in his chair and his distorted voice says “try to survive this you monsters…” they're walking in the desert.) Duke: you know what? I may risk copyright infringement by Pokémon… check: I know it's so hot, but we can't afford it. Duke: Damn it. (Check and Duke are super hot and all dried up and exhausted.) Check: I don't know how much longer I can do this *collapses in the sand* ow! ouch! fuck hot! Duke: I know what will cheer us up, let's play a classic game of sand in the eyes! Check: dude where the fuck did you come from? Who plays sand in the eyes? Duke: me. Check: yeah I don't think that's a good idea. Maybe if we can find some cactus we can drink them. (Duke turns into a bird to get a bird's eye view to see if there are any cacti nearby.) Duke: check, I see something green! (Duke turns into a camel and check rides him there. Check tries to use his electric sticks to open it but when that doesn't work they suddenly grow into a blade.) Check: whoa I didn't know they could do that! (he starts to slice open into it but it bleeds red and it opens up revealing a creepy green demon like creature that hisses.) demon creature: hisses and screams. check: aaaahhhh!!! (It scampers off.) Check: well so much for that. Duke: we could have drank it's blood. Check: wait a minute can't you turn into a cow and give us some milk? Duke: uh dude… check: what? Duke: I'm amab check: … Duke: let's just say you won't be getting regular milk from me. check: (clueless) I'm fine with that. Duke: no! Check: fine. Hey look it's starting to get dark but what the… the suns look like they're coming down.

I redid my first song ever so you can actually hear the lyrics! :D

I WENT TO SEE NOFX YESTERDAY AND THEY WERE AWESOME!!!! :D