Battle Medics

Battle Medics

Baby can you move it round the rhythm So we can get with ‘em To the ground and get us a rock and roll round Just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie Let’s go, yes, no, hell no Baby can you move it round the rhythm 'Cause you know we’re living in the fast lane, speed up It ain’t no game, just turn up all the beams when I come up on the scene

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Sniper is 99%leg

As most of you know Damien and I recently got married, we meet through Team Fortress 2 almost two years ago and we really wanted to send something nice to VALVe as a thank you for bringing us together so we had this little photo book printed and mailed it to them. Here’s what it said:

“Our first convention together. Naturally cosplayed Sniper and Scout”

“We also cosplayed Medics.”

“Rebecca’s first time in Canada. Damien as Medic with one of our doves, Archimedes. Rebecca as Pyro.”

“We also went to a cosplay skate. Being as Canada’s freezing we went as winter Heavy and Soldier.”

When we weren’t together we continued to show our love for TF2. Damien as BLU Engineer and Rebecca as RED (our rivalry continued).”

“For a while we continued going back and forth. Damien to Florida.”

“Rebecca to Canada. Until we couldn’t take the pain of leaving each other any longer.”

“In May of 2012 Rebecca moved to Canada. The weekend of Anime North, we couldn’t resist.”

“We continued to craft TF2 items.Like these Ballonicorn PJs and Sniper cosplay.”

“Or these comfy matching Pyro PJs.”

We even got a small tribute to the game.”

“Soon after moving we got engaged! A nice photoshoot ensued…”

“Which didn’t last long.”

“But we’re all friends in the end, right?”

“We got married on March 2nd, 2013.”

“Our wedding party.”

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I also included a little letter:

Dear Valve Team,

 I am writing you today to tell you our story of how Team Fortress 2 brought us together.

My wife and I met through Team Fortress two years ago when she saw my Meet the Medic cosplay online. Despite our love for opposite teams, me-BLU and her-RED, we started playing Medic and Heavy together and made a great team. We talked constantly, working together to refine metal and craft hats eventually becoming inseparable on and off game. Although she lived in warm, sunny Florida she eventually opted to move to freezing Canada with me after going back and forth for long visits. We were happily married on March 2nd  2013. Our vows included “you are the Medic to my Heavy” and we played “Still Alive” from Portal as our cake cutting song. We have our own small business now, Identity Productions, and have done quite a few TF2 commissions including Itsy Bitsy Spyers, Anger hoods, the Wraith Wrap, a couple of Sniper vests, a Soldier jacket replica, and more. 

We wanted to let you know that if it wasn’t for your hard work on this awesome game we probably would have never met from so far away and we want to thank you all for making such a great game that has brought together so many people through killing tiny baby men and trading hats! We had this little photo book printed just for you and we hope you will take a moment to look through it and give yourselves a pat on the back.

Sincerely,

Damien (Steam name: Feicoon) and Rebecca (Steam name: FennecFox777)  Murphy

Damien drew a little sketch on the back and we mailed it out last week, I really hope that they get it soon and are able to see how much they did for us!

Actual footage of archimedes banging on medic’s door bc he forgot to feed him

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

EDIT: ahh I really didn’t expect this thing to blow up….A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldn’t starve yourself to lose weight. That’s very dangerous, and if you’re prone to such habits I suggest don’t count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You don’t need to lose weight if you don’t want to. Obviously if you’re already thin there’s no need to make a goal to lose weight; that’s dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please don’t hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously can’t cater to everyone. I literally didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!