I Do Not Have A Parasocial Relatrelationship Im Better Than That

I do not have a parasocial relatrelationship I’m better than that

Me as soon as Dan and Phil post:

yeah i’ll post that

Still waiting….

Unpopular (?) Opinion

I don't know about anyone else, but I would just like to say. I do not want Aziraphale and Crowley to become human and live out the rest of each other's lives together. I do not want that. Because I don't want to have to think about

a) who would outlive the other

b) who's going to die first

and

c) that they wont be able to make up for all the lost time they had

Instead, I want them to move into the South Downs Cottage and live the rest of Eternity together. I want them to be able to make up for the 6000 years that neither of them said "I love you". I need them to be able to make up for the 6000 years that neither of them were able to kiss the other. The 6000 years that they couldn't give each other long, warm hugs from behind. The 6000 years that they couldn't love and be intimate with each other. because it was forbidden for them.

I want them to be able to travel the world, and to go to Alpha Centauri together after all, and revisit the places where historical events used to be, to laugh at the misinformation at museums. they need to have time for all of that and more.

I want Crowley to have more year long naps. But this time, when he wakes up, Aziraphale is beside him, he will always be beside him for the rest of eternity now.

So yeah. There's my monthly rant. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.