I Keep Thinking About Loki Showing Up At Mobiuss Doorstep In Nowhere USA In The Jet Ski Salesman Universe

I keep thinking about loki showing up at mobius’s doorstep in nowhere USA in the jet ski salesman universe and how o.b. was like “oh it took me 19 months to build the new tem pad my wife left me” etc…but what if time passed differently than it had in the show and loki actually had 19 months to kill while he waited for o.b. instead of seconds?

please tell me there’s a fic where loki spends 19 months trapped in a jet ski salesman utopia and can’t time slip back…and basically becomes mobius’s live in husband and helps him take care of the kids….like please tell me that’s been written and if so where can I find it

I’m loving Season 2 so far!

#obsessed with their priorities

miguel o’hara nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) not much of a cuddler, especially at first. more logical in the way he handles aftercare. “You want water?” “I got you a towel.” “Here’s a blanket so you don’t have to sleep on those sheets.” “Don’t stay up too late.” that kind go thing. once you’re asleep tho, he’ll definitely just stand there in the doorway watching you like a creep before leaving/sleeping somewhere else. once you’re closer, he’ll climb into bed with you only after cleaning you off and leaving a glass of water and aspirin by your bedside. If you put your head on his chest he might stiffen for a few minutes, but he certainly won’t pull away.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) miguel is going through alot so he hates most of his body tbh. he still thinks he isn’t strong enough to protect everyone, even after buffing up. if he had to choose, he’d probably say his shoulders and back—he feels like they’re strong, and he relies on those muscles a lot for climbing, etc. as for his s/o? he’s DEFINITELY a thigh guy. nuff said about that.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) so much cum…it’s just so backed up that it’s alot and it gets everywhere. not super sticky, more wet? and it kind of comes out continuously for a little bit/over and over until he’s done if that makes sense.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) he wants his ass played with, and definitely puts a few fingers in there sometimes whenever he gets the time to jerk off. he’s mean when he’s finger fucking himself, fast and rough, almost like he’s punishing himself. he likes the pain.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) not very experienced at all. this man has ptsd and is still grief stricken—any experience he may have had in the past he’s completely forgotten. he knows the mechanics of how everything is supposed to work, but his movements are instinctual, if that makes sense? he watches your movements closely, analyzes to see what feels good, and then just goes from there.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) i can’t stress this enough—he needs to see your face. he wants to make sure what y’all are doing is okay. loves a good missionary moment. pretty much any variation of missionary is his favorite. mating press if he’s feeling fancy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) definitely more serious, especially the first time y’all have sex. he’s worried about fucking up, about hurting you. as time goes on and the two of you get more comfortable, he’s okay with a little teasing, but there’s still this undercurrent of seriousness underneath it all.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) he’s completely smooth lmao. like waxed to the gods. he’s gotta be for the holographic nanobot suit, otherwise it would be weird. he’s very well groomed, but again, for practical/work purposes, not because he cares about what he looks like.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) again, he’s romantic in a practical way. he’ll make sure there’s a pillow under your knees, he’ll switch positions to make sure you’re not getting tired, he’ll massage your jaw if its cramping up, etc. he doesn’t want you to be in any pain while being with him—he feels like he’s caused enough.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) the most depraved shit you’ve ever seen, because it happens so rarely. miguel only allows himself to jerk off when he’s at his absolute limit, and when he does it’s just a super fast, spit as lube, grunting into his pillow, face down ass up situation. after he cums into his hand (or on the sheets) he goes through his usual night routine feeling super ashamed.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) most of them have to do with surrendering control—being tied up, being blindfolded, pegging, and on the more extreme side—CBT. otherwise he likes biting/leaving marks on both parties, nipple play, “this cock/pussy is mine” type dirty talk, etc.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) he is into the opposite of public sex lmao. he wants to be locked away in a bedroom somewhere late at night, farrr away from prying eyes. he likes the bed the best, but he’ll fuck on the floor or against a wall or on a dining room table if you want him to.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) intellectual banter. match him line for line, and throw his shit back at him. but not in a comic relief way—genuinely listen to what he’s saying and offer a counter argument. provide your own input and call him out on his shit. also—anticipating his needs. if he seems drained from work and you suggest pushing back your night on the town till next week, he’ll be sure to thank you in bed later.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) more advanced pain play. also you can try to call him daddy but he’ll probably just make fun of you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) he doesn’t like receiving that much. the thought of you gagging and choking on his dick is is kind of unpleasant? like he doesn’t want you being “hurt” lmao. if you’re really enthusiastic about it and reassure him the whole way through then he’ll entertain you, but it’ll have to be foreplay/he likely won’t finish like that. however, he fucking loves giving, and mostly loves when you lead it. his skills are best showcased when you ride his face like a fucking rodeo with no regard for him and he just has to lie back and take it. like you could break his nose and he would just think about how sexy it was for weeks, that’s how hard he wants it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) depends on his mood honestly. heavily dependent on how foreplay went—if things were hot and heavy/rough in the make out side then sex will likely be the same

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) not a fan. he’d rather build anticipation over hours, days even, and then spend a whole night unraveling each other. plus he needs time to get in the mood, and a quickie feels like too much pressure.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) he’s willing to be more dominant if you want, but he would need reassurance you enjoyed it after. he likes for you two to experiment on his body first/for you to be dominant first before trying stuff on you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) as many as you want. once the dam is broken there’s no stopping it. several rounds for sure. he lasts almost too long, it’s like you have to remind him to cum.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or thems) he doesn’t use them on himself but he completely gets why you use them while masturbating. he’s interested in ropes, blindfolds, and strap ons, but that’s about it. he’s not silly enough to be “jealous” of a toy, he just doesn’t get why you need it when he can fuck you himself for as long as you want. if you want to use a vibrator or dildo he’ll just lie there eye level with it and watch you fuck it in and out of yourself lmao—panting hard, no blinking.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) fucking LOVES teasing—giving and receiving. the more he’s into you/gets to know you, the less he’ll be able to tease because he just wants to give you what you want. you can tease him relentlessly—both physically and verbally. he loves that shit, even if he pretends to hate it. he loves when you use him like a fuck toy and he has to ask you whether or not he can cum yet.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) not loud at first…in fact, he’s gritting his teeth so hard his jaw might lock from how hard he’s trying to keep the sounds in. if you tell him he has to moan for you tho…the man LOSES it. lots of GROANING and panting, especially groaning through his teeth. if he whimpers for you, he’s truly been fucked dumb

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) he’s kind of obsessed with the idea of you grinding yourself on any part of his body/using him to cum. chest grinding and then squirting/cumming all over his chest for the win.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) oh good god it’s ginormous. long, thick, tapered at the end, and cut. a heavy looking cock. drips with so much pre. a few small veins around the base, and a pretty pink head. definitely rests up against his navel when he’s hard. leans ever so slightly to the left.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) not very high, to be honest. he’s so busy that he doesn’t think of sex much. he gets the urge maybe once at the end of every work week? so y’all could fuck 4 times a month, but it’s more like a freakend where you go multiple rounds over 24 hours until you’re both fucking exhausted—and then no more sex for a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) have you seen his eye bags? he takes forever to fall asleep afterwards. he’s overthinking everything—if he fucked you too roughly (or not rough enough), the fact that you were limping a little on the way out of the bathroom/back to the bed—combined with all the responsibilities he forgot about crashing back into his mind after sex is done. he makes sure you’re asleep first before ruminating for a few hours until his stress finally knocks him out.

spreading my “miguel o hara is a subby mess” agenda because have you seen that sexually repressed, emotionally stunted man? he clearly just wants to get a handy while sucking on some titties/pecs

I keep thinking about loki showing up at mobius’s doorstep in nowhere USA in the jet ski salesman universe and how o.b. was like “oh it took me 19 months to build the new tem pad my wife left me” etc…but what if time passed differently than it had in the show and loki actually had 19 months to kill while he waited for o.b. instead of seconds?

please tell me there’s a fic where loki spends 19 months trapped in a jet ski salesman utopia and can’t time slip back…and basically becomes mobius’s live in husband and helps him take care of the kids….like please tell me that’s been written and if so where can I find it