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Watching Hamilton, what I’ve gathered is

Lokius, Aziracrow, gentlebeard, the doctor and the master AND FUCKING ALEXANDER HAMILTON

could be alive at the same time — not only that — they could canonically meet.

This man and his strange weather habits

Owen Wilson comparing Loki to his dog VS Mobius comparing Loki to a little pussycat is fucking HILARIOUS

I love this man and his animal analogies, so ridiculous yet accurate

Godbless tumblr [this is an invitation to reblog / comment with your FIC recs, Lokius + Superbat appreciated but I’m not a stickler for ships/fandoms, go nuts PLEASE]

Okay, important info needed

Loki / Lokius Spiderverse-AU coming soon !! [hopefully]

Here’s a doodle while y’all wait

HC that Loki dyes his hair black even though they have absolutely no reason to do-so as a literal shapeshifter, same with her painting his nails or literally ANY cosmetics .. like yeah they COULD shapeshift, but where’s the fun in that?

Bonus points if she forces Thor / Fandral / Mobius / whoever to help dye their hair or whatever else

+ after Thor found out [and was forced to do a spot check for the dye] he started a storm and Loki just had black hairdye streaming down his face

Constantly unsatisfied and out of reach

NO SERIOUSLY YES. ITS SO CRAZY TO ME HOW COMMON THE SHIP IS AS IF THEY ARENT BROTHERS??

Even in the what if series [what if… Thor was an only child] IT SHOWS US. Thor and Loki can only see eachother as brothers in every universe, even where Loki wasn’t adopted and they aren’t related in anyway.

" Brothers foreverrr ~ "

proud thorki hater

Y’all know that one Harry Potter scene where draco folds that paper crane, sends it to harry and he opens it just to see a drawing of himself being struck by lightning?

That. But. Lokius.

Mobius: Oh, this is nifty, did you fold it yourself?

Loki, nodding casually: Uhuh .. Mother taught me, open it.

Mobius, starting to carefully unfold the crane: Are you sure? I’d hate to ruin your work.

Loki, watching: …

Mobius: …

Loki: …

Mobius: Wow.

Loki: I think I really captured your essence.

Mobius: So do I.

Loki: Really?

Mobius: Moustache and all.

[Bonus points if they’re already married and just in a tiff, Mobius initially thinking the crane was Loki apologising]

Loki × Mobius

I think they're both versatile in this pairing, but Loki is like his guy's protector. I just don't know how to say it. Did you see the way he looked at X-5 when he was yelling at Mobius? Loki laughs next to Mobius and is really happy with him. I have nothing against Loki x Sylvie, but did you see her look before season two? I won't destroy the fact that this is all because of her.

loki: so… hypothetically, how do i make a date more interesting?

sylvie: act mysterious

loki: got it, thanks

*later*

mobius: so, where are we going?

loki: none of your fucking business

B-15: okay, you two are on jack-o-lantern duty

mobius: i’ll pick out the pumpkin!

loki: and i’ll stab it!

B-15:

mobius:

loki: i mean carve it

loki: why is it so hard for you to believe me?

mobius:

loki: oh, right. the lying

mobius: wow great work on the halloween decorations! where did you get the fake skeletons?

loki: fake?

loki: fuck AND marry mobius, i’ll kill everyone else

sylvie: damn it, loki, that’s not how this game works

loki: why are you squeezing me with your body?

mobius, sighing: it’s a hug, loki. we’re hugging

sylvie: here's a fun christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

mobius: sylvie, no

loki: mistlefoe

mobius: stop encouraging her

loki: sorry i told you about my trauma, do you still think i'm hot?

mobius:

[skipping stones]

mobius: this is nice

loki, whispering: take that you fucking lake