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let down under die please it's been 5 months

it has 152 notes stopppppppp

down under

*slap* Scout: Dat was my ass Sniper: sorry mate, tried to hit ya back but I guess I hit...

Sniper: ...down under Scout: shut the fuck up you ass

Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

me and my friends went down a weird line of conversation

so i made a chart on which homestuck characters i would let piss on me before the chart i have to say my friends and i have an inside joke where i love piss. the origin is unknown but its been like this for a bit, and ive only gotten partway through act 5 now heres the chart

Starting with beta kids June egbert: y Rose lalonde: y Dave strider: y but I get stds Jade harley: n too innocent in the first 5 acts Beta trolls Aradia megido: y Tavros nitram: n disabled would miss Sollux captor: y Karkat vantas: y tastes karkalicious Nepeta leijon: n I don't wanna taste cat pee Kanaya maryam: y Terezi pyrope: y is blind but dosent miss Vriska serket: y Equius zahhak: n too sweaty Gamzee makara: n will taste like blood and makeup Eridan ampora: y feesh Feferi peixes: y feesh 2 Alpha kids Jake english: y half himbo, just dumb Roxy lalonde: y they/them pee Dirk strider: y similar to Dave Jane crocker: undecided will taste like cake and sweets because she's supposed to be the heir to the Betty crocker company I think Ancestors/Alpha trolls Damara megido: y Japan Rufioh nitram: n idk why Mituna captor: n read rufioh Kankri vantas: y but would lecture me afterwards or would lecture me and not do it Meulin leijon: n cat pee Porrim maryam: y Latula pyrope: y Arenea serket: y that image of her knees haunts me Horuss zahhak: n horse Kurloz makara: n Cronus ampora: y cool guy has cool piss, feesh 3 Meenah peixes: y boston, feesh 4 edits have been made as opinions have changed, may add ancestors too

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sorry to yall non-tumblr gold users, but it'd be cool if ya did have it and you can agree that this is comedy gold

Karkat?

oh gog what have i done