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1 year ago

@tslittlecaesars you always deliver 👏

The caption reads the fanfic excerpt where it references the "Three Spidermen pointing at each other" meme. The digital drawing is a humorous twist on it, drawing Dave, Roxy and Karkat in that predicament. A transparent picture of shocked Miles Morales is shown.

Artistic rendition of, arguably, the best moment. Man, don't you hate it when your son bangs his ex on his wedding because of unresolved emotional baggage?

I tried to draw this as fast as I could before I pass out of exhaustion.

Goodnight everyone. 💫

Together Again

Together Again

Davekat Week Day 6: Angst @davekatweek

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i’m a day behind cause of moving stress T-T hope you guys enjoy this one!!

Summary: That’s when you lock eyes with Karkat again, then watch as his gaze drifts down to your lips. You both lean in, with Karkat’s hand now on the back of your neck. By the time your faces are just an inch apart, there’s a moment of hesitance. Every part of you wants him to close that distance, to just let your desires finally win. Would there be any turning back after that? Surely not.

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M Multi

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Minor Jade Harley/Dave Strider, Minor Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas

Characters: Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley, & Roxy Lalonde

Additional Tags: This Is NOT For JadeDaveKat Shippers, Jade Harley Being A Terrible Person, You Have Been Warned, Infidelity, Mentioned Suicide Attempt, Toxic Relationship, Angst and Feels, Bittersweet Ending, Canon Rewrite, Dave Strider Crying, Hurt/Comfort, Davekat Week 2024 (Homestuck), Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)


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1 year ago

having fun with karkat (available here)


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5 years ago
So I Found This On My Other Social Media And Ask Some Of My Friends What They Give Me......Why Am I Not

So I found this on my other social media and ask some of my friends what they give me ......Why am I not surprised they are all smol chaotic gremlin baby energy XD


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2 years ago
I Just Recently Got Into Homestuck But I Love This Lil Guy Already

I just recently got into Homestuck but I love this lil guy already


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2 years ago
Lil Piece I Made, Love These Guys, Fave Mlm Couple Fr.

Lil piece I made, love these guys, fave mlm couple fr.


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2 years ago
Just Some Neat Karkat Art I Did :)

Just some neat Karkat art I did :)


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13 years ago

Soory, It's just too cute

what if trolls had really weirdly hospitable customs

What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs
What If Trolls Had Really Weirdly Hospitable Customs

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12 years ago
One Good Person Was Feeling Down Lately So I Decided To Cheer Them Up A Little. Besides I've Had This

One good person was feeling down lately so I decided to cheer them up a little. Besides I've had this idea for some time now.


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10 years ago
Haven't Been Posting In A While
Haven't Been Posting In A While
Haven't Been Posting In A While
Haven't Been Posting In A While
Haven't Been Posting In A While

Haven't been posting in a while

Some OCs and some Homestuck because I don't know I'm a nerd. 

Also phone camera quality. 


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1 year ago

I dunno random reminder that canon Karkat actually liked / wanted to be called cute (by Terezi at least.) He wasn't a sour puss about it or like crabby when she calls him cute and stuff, can you all stop making him so hateful of being cute to people he likes / people who like him?

Screenshot of Pesterlog (message log) from homestuck.  Terezi Types in a mid teal color and replaces her "e"s with 3s and "a"s with 4s.  Karkat types in a middle gray color, both use all caps, Terezi: " GC: Prancing around with your little sickle being all adorable"  Karat: " CG: Yeah right.  More like... Adora-blood-thirsty.  I'm prancing around being that, ok?"
Screenshot of Pesterlog (message log) from homestuck.  Terezi Types in a mid teal color and replaces her "e"s with 3s and "a"s with 4s.  Karkat types in a middle gray color, both use all caps, Karat: " CG: *he types a question mark and then colin-capital "B" to make what's supposed to be a confused face with his horns*"  Terezi: " GC: Don't change the subject by being cute!"  Karat: " CG: Well apparently I just can't fucking help myself can I."  Terezi: " GC: Nope"
Screenshot of Pesterlog (message log) from homestuck.  Terezi Types in a mid teal color and replaces her "e"s with 3s and "a"s with 4s.  Karkat types in a middle gray color, both use all caps, Karat: " CG: Wait let me guess.  Do I look, adorable? *He adds like 9 question marks*"  Terezi: "GC: Actually you look kind of like a big pile of smelly barf"  Karat: "CG: Wow, what the fuck."  Terezi: "GC: Of coooouuuuurse you do, dumbass *she adds one of her little smiles that goes greater than symbol, Colin, right/closing bracket*"  Karat: "CG: Oh, Then, Good I guess"

Edit: Where are you all coming from? Holy Shit ;-; There are so many notes-


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1 year ago
Sollux You Weak Piece Of Shit
Sollux You Weak Piece Of Shit

Sollux you weak piece of shit


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2 years ago

Yeah, you too buddy

Karkat: FUCK YOU. YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR. YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, IDIOTIC DUMB SWINE, YOU’RE AN ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY AND ALL LIFE AS A WHOLE. THE MAGNITUDE OF YOUR FAILURE JUST NOW IS SO INDESCRIBABLY MASSIVE THAT ONE HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE YOUR NAME WILL BE USED AS MONIKER OF EVIL FOR HERETICS. EVEN IF ALL OF HUMANITY PUT TOGETHER THEIR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE THERE IS NO CONCEIVABLE WAY THEY COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP A WAY TO FUCK UP ON THE UNIMAGINABLE SCALE YOU JUST DID. WHEN JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS, HE MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE SACRILEGIOUS ACT WE JUST WITNESSED YOU PERFORMING, BECAUSE IF HE DID HE WOULD HAVE FORSAKEN HUMANITY LONG AGO SO THAT YOUR BIRTH MAY HAVE NEVER BECOME REALITY. AFTER YOU DIE, YOUR SKELETON WILL BE DISPLAYED IN A MUSEUM AFTER BEING SCIENTIFICALLY RESEARCHED SO THAT ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS MAY LEARN NOT TO GENERATE YOUR BONE STRUCTURE, BECAUSE EVERY TINY DETAIL ANYONE MAY HAVE IN COMMON WITH YOU DEGRADES THEM TO A USELESS PIECE OF TRASH AND A BURDEN TO SOCIETY. NO WONDER YOUR FATHER QUESTIONED WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE TRULY HIS SON, FOR YOU'D HAVE TO NOT BE A WASTE OF CARBON MATTER FOR ANYONE TO LOVE YOU LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER. YOUR BIRTH MADE IT SO THAT MANKIND IS WORSE OF IN EVERY WAY YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE, AND YOU HAVE MADE IT SO THAT SOCIETY CAN NEVER REALLY RECOVER INTO A STATE OF THE ORGANIZATION. EVERYTHING HAS FOREVER FALLEN INTO BEWILDERING CHAOS, THROUGH WHICH UNRECOGNIZABLE CORE, YOU CAN ONLY FIND MISFORTUNE. I WOULD SAY THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US BUT THIS IS MERELY THE CLOSEST WORD HUMANS HAVE FOR THE SHEER SCALE OF HORROR THAT IS NOW A REALITY. YOU HAVE FOREVER CONDEMNED EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND KNOW INTO AN ETERNAL STATE OF SUFFERING, WORSE THAN ANY HUMAN CONCEPT OF HELL. YOU ARE SUCH AN UNHOLY BEING, THAT IF YOU STEP WITHIN A ONE HUNDRED FOOT RADIUS OF A HOLY PLACE OR A PLACE THAT HAS EVER BEEN DEEMED IMPORTANT BY ANYONE, YOUR DISTORTED SAC RELIGIOUS SOUL WILL RUIN WHATEVER MEANING IT EVER HAD BEYOND REPAIR. YOU ARE AN IDIOTIC, SHIT-EATING, DUMBASS APE AND NO ONE HAS EVER LOVED YOU. RHODES ISLAND WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF IF YOU'D NEVER JOINED US. YOU ARE A LYING, BACKSTABBING, COWARDLY USELESS PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BEING. EVEN THIS WORLD'S FINEST WRITERS AND POETS FROM THROUGHOUT THE AGES COULD NEVER HOPE TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THE SCALE ON WHICH YOU JUST FUCKED UP, AND HOW INCREDIBLY IDIOTIC YOU ARE. ANYONE THAT BELIEVES IN ANY RELIGION OUT THERE SHOULD NOW REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME, FOR IF DIVINE BEINGS WERE REAL, THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE ALLOWED A BEING SUCH AS YOU TO STAIN THE EARTH AND THIS UNIVERSE. IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE HORROR STORIES MADE ABOUT YOU, WITH THE SCARIEST PART OF THEM BEING THAT THE READER HAS TO REALIZE THAT SUCH AN INDESCRIBABLE MONSTER ACTUALLY EXISTS AND THAT THE HORRIFIC EVENTS FROM THE MOVIE HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN PLACE IN THE SAME WORLD THAT THEY LIVE IN RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN WRONG ON THIS EARTH, YET YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT SO THAT THAT IS ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE EVIL THAT IS YOUR BEING. NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS THERE BEEN ANYONE THAT COULD HAVE PREDICTED SUCH AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, BUT HERE YOU ARE. IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I AM SEEING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE FAILURE WITH MY OWN EYES, BUT HERE I AM, SO UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT DENY YOUR EXISTENCE. EVEN IF I DID MY VERY BEST, MY VOCABULARY IS NOT ABLE TO DESCRIBE THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF THE IDIOTIC MISTAKE THAT IS YOU. EVEN IF TIME TRAVEL SOMEDAY WILL BE INVENTED, THERE STILL WOULD NOT BE A SINGLE SOUL WILLING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO BEFORE THIS MOMENT TO FIX HISTORY, BECAUSE HAVING TO WITNESS SUCH INCREDIBLE HORRORS IF THEY FAILED WOULD HAVE TOO MANY MENTAL AND PHYSICAL DRAWBACKS THAT NOT EVEN THE BRAVEST SOUL IN HISTORY WOULD BE WILLING TO RISK IT. I CANNOT IMAGINE THE PURE DREAD YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FELT WHEN SHE HAD TO CARRY A BABY FOR NINE MONTHS AND THEN GIVING BIRTH TO SUCH A WRETCHED MONSTER AS YOU


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2 years ago

The Broadway homestucks have returned... God help us all.


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2 years ago

Business karkat

Business Karkat

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