the angel of time and space
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Darkangel11122 - Dark Angel - Tumblr Blog
THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
I think they think we ARE joking about this and I find it extremely funny
u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????
*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*
tumblr staff: We will fix it (:
a soft goodbye
I'm loging off, so good night, or day or whatever it Is were you are.
know you mater, no one in this big univerus is unimportant your here for a reason, you may not know that reason yet but you will someday. maybe not today maybe not tomarrow but someday. so goodbye not forever but for now. know you are loved
goodbye
To everyone of my fellow blogs
ITS BEEN AND HONOR
Status Update: As of Dec. 16th
So, I guess this is it. If I get deleted tomorrow, I get deleted and I’ll be posting on Wattpad.
To repeat for those who didn’t see, I’ll be moving to Wattpad under countessandman if tomorrow I disappear.
I’ll also be following the log-off protest against this new rule, so don’t expect to see me active on here tomorrow, either. I’ll still be working on requests offline, though, so I’ll probably be much further ahead if and when I get back on on the 18th.
I’ll reblog my queue one last time with any further updates to make sure you guys are caught up before tomorrow. Godspeed to you all, and I hope you make it through the purge.
December 14th, 2018
Three days remain
@staff let the countdown begin
avengers: this feeling
Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry
fangirls are the gods so, lets go make them worship at our feet
Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
To everyone leaving Tumblr after December 17.
me: hey what to myspace and tumbler have in common?
people: what?
me: there both blue themed dead sites
people:but tumbler isn't dead?
me: its gonna be on dec 17 though so i'm just saying for future refence
staff: we aren't gonna die
me: oh hun your getting rid of most of your users and not the users you should like idk the Nazi blogs and such. so instead of a nice place for fandoms, your gonna be a propaganda site for the assholes who are racist, sexist, and you know all that bad shit.
staff: but.... more positive tumbler
me: for them ya for the rest of us nope I mean look at all of the people leavening. you'll be as used as google plus by then end of the month
Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s seen and shared, as well as provide better communication tools to promote conversation and creativity. If this sounds good to you, you can donate $5 to our PayPal and you will receive a registration link the Friday after your donation. And if you decide the site isn’t for you, you can request a refund for up to three weeks after you sign up. (All money we receive through this process is going towards paying our hosting expenses and compensating our programmers.)
me to tumblr
"just a curse have a nice day!"
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio CEO
when you brake into a house to kill someone and its apparently sex night
wonder how long this Is gonna be here....
mass effect andomeda
SO I WAS REPLAYING MASS EFFECT ANDROMIDA AND I NOITCED THAT TAN SAYS THAT THE LADY WHO RAN THE INSTIVE JEAN GARSON DIED WHEN THAY CAME INCONACT WITH A SCURGE AND NEVER WOKE UP FROM CYO ONLY SHE ACORDING TO THE PLOT DID NOT!!!
THUS
TAN IS THE BENIFACTOR
TAN KILL JEAN GARSON AND THE EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE INLINE TO BE LEADER!
TAN IS EVIL!!!!!!!
IT WAS MOTHER FUCKING TAN THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!
IF YOU NOITICE THAT WHEN THEY BEINFACOR DOES THE SHUFFLING THOUGH FACES A FUCKING SILARION ISN'T ONE OF THEM!!!
THUS IT WAS TAN!!
FUCKING TAN
TAN IS A KILLER!!!
THUS TAN NEEDS TO BE KILLED!!!!!
my plans for fallout 76
1. play online with my boyfriend
2.play online with my friends
3.protect moth man like they are my child
nicknames for venom
1.pile of goo
2. back in black ossmis jones 3. the sludge form fungully
4. slime
5. goopy mc'slime man
6. baby boy
7. love of my life
8. heart of my heart
9. alien fucker
please ROGER
feeling booboo, and ouchy in your feeling, I will tar you apart mentally
friend: I've never seen you like really mad
me: we'll ya I'm a pretty mellow person.
friend: that makes sense
me: but when I am mad im not a violent mad person, i'm more verable. I will point out anything and everything you have ever done wrong in my presence.... I will give you an ouch-y in your feeling.
please money
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.