Still Grumpy Cause Tumblr Swallowed An Ask Send To Me By Someone, It's Not Like I'm Drowning In Them

still grumpy cause tumblr swallowed an ask send to me by someone, it's not like I'm drowning in them T.T. Give me that little piece of inspiration...grrrr...rude

if someone sends an ask

I got noticed I have one, but tumblr won't show me the ask itself ^^" I'm a bit irritated. Don't know what game Tumblr plays… hehe do whoever mind send it again?

🤧 for Baizhu, 🍰 for Zhongli and 🍫 for Kaeya? Hope that isn't too many at once! (Btw, tumblr ate this the first time I sent it so you might have gotten it twice)

Hello again and thank you for your ask. I can't wait to try answer them! （●＾o＾●）

🤧 - Food allergies for Baizhu

I already made a post to that matter as you know, hihi. But again I imagine him as higly lactose intolerant, like he's getting nauseous from the smell alone. To the second thought, which I also already mentioned in a post, but only in passing. We all know that he has some ailment bag him every step he takes, wich I think makes it difficult for him to eat anything most of the time ( he also doesn't feel hungry often cause snakes don't eat every day even his human form forces him to) . He lives on medicinal soups and stews for the main time, but he don't like them himself that much anymore (just too much). On a good day he can handle some bits of meat with nothing on side and celebrates it like a ritual each time. Altogether he's forced to care more about the medicinal effect of his food than the taste, it doesn't equal an allergy, but it restricts his diet as well as one. It's like he's allergic to everything unhealthy, too flavourful, of wrong consistency depending on his constituion each day...

Little extra: As snakes just swallow their food whole, our dear snake doctor not only once nearly choked on food because he just forgot to chew while he was in a hurry. There are always ways to make it harder for oneself...

🍰 - What's their favorite dessert? When did they discover it? for Zhongli

Zhongli wasn't a dessert type. He prefers his tea and tries everything at least once even he knows he probably doesn't like it. At least that whats known of the mysterious Funeral consultant.

Yaoyao knew that and approached him one windy evening with a small piece of caramel as gold as the setting autumn sun. With a friendly bow of the head, he accepted the little girl's gift and bit into it with the expectation of tasting the pure earthy sweetness of the sugar beets in Qince village like the last time she let him try her selfmade sweets. But that was not all this time. In addition to that sweetness, a slight hint of rock salt awaited him. The complexity of rock salt obtained from the Aozang mountain and washed out in the Luhuha pond.

Since that day, even the former Geo Archon knows the answer to the question of what he prefers for dessert.. at least on some days.



🍫 - What's their comfort food/drink? Why? for Kaeya

Wine...but not any wine. Special ones, which are stored in the basement of the Dawn Winery estate and yet not sold. Experiments of his brother, which partly went wrong, partly just do not meet his high standards. Signs that show Kaeya that Diluc has not yet completely left behind his family heritage, although it was officially sold. Every sip forces a tiny smile to form on his lips. It's the only time he doesn't try to get drunk on alcohol but enjoy every drop of it.

Sometimes he builds a real little picnic behind the huge wine barrels, with his favourite meat skewers, cheese and grapes. It remembers him of the times he played hide and seek with Diluc...

I hope you like my ideas ^^"

This is sooo pretty (๑♡⌓♡๑)

Baizhu's namecard when

Baizhu headcanon #?:

No one is allowed to be present when he does his accounting ( not even Gui or Qiqi).

Calculating with his abacus is like meditating for him... and his snake-tongue flicks on his own every few clicks...he just can't do anything against it.

It's too emberassing for him...

Yeeeesss, me too!!!

the closer we'll get to Sumeru the harder and faster I'll be vibratinng in excitement

I adopted this rarepair just right away from you. I never would have got that idea myself but it's amazing. Their chemics have so much potential together ＼(≧▽≦)／and with someone like you writing about them it becomes even more amazing!

Question for you guys

What Genshin rarepairs do you guys ascribe to? And why? I'm really curious, and please if you want, submit your reply as a multi-paragraph essay because I will read the shit out of it and love you forever.

My rarepair is Baizhu x Kaeya because;

Kaeya's baggage means he'll do everything he can to take care of another person, so that he doesn't ever need to admit that he needs taking care of too. The more his partner needs him, the less they'll ask him to share his inner demons. All the love, none of the vulnerability.

Baizhu is so sassy and so people-smart, and so determined to be beholden to neither man nor god, that he'll never let someone play that game with him. But he does, legitimately, need help.

Baizhu has Qiqi, Kaeya has Klee. They both understand being weird half-parents to tiny girls and can bond over it.

Theirs would be a relationship of constant banter, flounce and passive-aggression, which is a Hell of a lot of fun to write.

Thank you. Just needed to get it out.