Not Me Actually Writing The Victorian Era Au Scooby Fanfiction I Keep Seeing People Talk About.

Not me actually writing the Victorian era au Scooby fanfiction I keep seeing people talk about.

Has somebody done this already? I don’t know because I couldn’t find any actual work

TOS headcanon

How they react to you wearing their clothes

💛Jim💛

Stunned speechless, for once

When he does gather his thoughts again he’s all over you

“You look better in my clothes than I do” whispered while laying kisses all over your face

In all honesty he might have to take it off you later ;)

Almost annoying because he seriously will not leave you alone now.

💙Bones💙

Briefly glances up from paperwork

Goes back to what he’s doing

10,000% double take

Might not say anything, but definitely spends a lot of time just admiring you when he catches sight of you throughout the day

At some point there’s also probably a moment of realisation: “So this is where my clothes have been going”

💚Spock💚

You might actually have given him a heart attack

He’s turning the brightest shade of green as soon as he sees you

if you didn’t know any better you might almost mistake him for sick

Can’t tell if he should tell you because maybe you don’t know or be flattered because maybe you do know

Idea from here

Just Us and The Music

💛James Kirk x gn!reader💛

⚠️: intimations of less savoury things if you squint.

Word count: 385

The evening had drawn on in the usual way of these all too frequent professional dinners. There was talk of alliances, political dealings, who had started a war with who else, and if you happened to end up in the wrong corner of the rooms there was talk of exotic (to be polite) women.

All in all, Y/N was wishing for it never to happen again, unfortunately they knew that holding these dinners, sometimes aboard the Enterprise and sometimes attending them elsewhere, was all part of keeping the peace.

But damn, was keeping the peace boring as hell when it wasn’t down right disturbing. There were certain people that Y/N remembered from other business soirees, people that they knew better than to interact with more than mandatory formalities at the door.

The only thing that seemed to set this event apart from the rest was dancing, after dinner was served there was a ball room reserved for the guests to dance in. As Kirk guided Y/N into the ball room for the only part of the evening they had truly been interested in, they looked around the dimly lit room with a live band playing an odd kind of music that Y/N wasn’t familiar with.

Apparently Jim was rather well versed in this music, “Oh this one’s good for dancing to,” He whispered to Y/N and pulled them further into the room. When they got to the middle of the floor Kirk gave them a twirl and smiled at the way the movement worked down Y/N’s body, the first time this evening that they looked as though they were really enjoying themselves.

“Maybe we could just do this for the rest of the night?” Y/N asked softly as they wrapped their arms around Jim to continue dancing.

“Mmm, maybe,” Jim thought out loud, “But then again we do have to sleep sometime, and we do have to get back-” He was cut off as Y/N put a finger to his lips.

‘Shhh’ they mimed, “No more, just us and the music,” Y/N looked at Kirk with a mischievous smile.

Jim smiled and shook his head good naturedly, “You win this one, love,” Kirk said and kissed Y/N softly on the cheek before twirling them again.

Is it too much to want this?

Death, from Discworld.

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.

you know what’s fun? Spelling out my accent

coupla= a couple of

y’know= you know

what’re ya doon= what are you doing

iffin ya’sha= if you’re sure

Whadd’yado/whadd’yedo= what do you do (usually in the context of *insert bad event here* “but what are you going to do 🤷‍♀️”)

Sha fie wa’ta= sure fire way to

Sort of ordered these from most to least readable/undersrandable

I actually write this way in my texts sometimes and it fucks with people big time

This is what I get for spelling words the way they sound when I say them

These get even better when you realise I’m from Arizona (USA) so these come out of my mouth sounding something between a southern accent and a California accent.