And If You Think It Is, Youre A Racist.

and if you think it is, you’re a racist.

here’s a few eret and tommy family dynamic hcs because we all need it rn:

- Eret will literally just give Tommy items. We’ve seen it before, she’s stacked, and he’s a begger/scammer child, so she’s got stuff to spare. Eventually he gets a spare disc and that one becomes emotionally significant to him

-They see him around, building stuff for his hotel, and they decide to make little flyers for him. They leave the flyers for the hotel pinned to the door, and they watch from afar as Tommy’s face just,,, lights up

- Eret was given Tommy’s jacket (wilbur’s old one) while they were talking. It was handed to him like it was nothing, but the archivist’s eyes glowed a little brighter and Tommy noticed it, commenting “oh yeah, you like collectin thins, dontcha? well you could put that in your little fuckin museum if you wanted, yeah?” but Eret was always seen wearing it, or at least with it in his inventory after he died

- They absolutely invite Tommy into their castle while the hotel is being constructed. “you’re without a steady home, and you need a place to stay. if you’d like to, you can live with me”

- Tommy rants to her when he’s feeling down. Eret is a good listener, and she’ll always let him be mad.

- When Tommy dies in the prison, Eret takes the bow from the battle with dream and lays it on his grave, the symbol of a fight long won and long lost. he stays there until sundown. 

BABE WAKE UP ERET LORE DROPPED

Is this what people with Wilbur profiles do?

/j

i would commit war crimes for michael

MORE Dream SMP headcannons!

Psssss, all these headcannons belong to my kinda AU Eret and his Path to Redemption check it out if you want to!

Eret becomes nauseous when traveling through nether portals and when using ender pearls too much.

The first time Eret started to doubt he deserved the treatment he got by Dream was when he casually mentioned to Niki that Dream had punched him. The pure horror on her face made him wonder if he really deserved it.

After Puffy became Eret's knight she started giving him therapy. This continued even after Puffy stepped down as knight.

Eret loves to bake with Niki and Fundy.

When Eret needs to distract their hands they will play with bread dough.

Fundy also dislikes the cold after his... Incident.

Fundy's favorite breakfast food is pancakes.

Ghostbur has a few memories of Eret in Pogtopia. Eret may have cried when he found out.

Tommy and Eret play pranks on each other after they made up. They also collaborated on a prank once.

Tommy was HORRIFIED when he found out why Eret's hands were so bruised sometimes. He almost went to the prison to beat up Dream.

Adding on to this, yes, Eret still hurts her hands on purpose sometimes. It has become much rarer however, and it almost only happens during panic attacks.

Philza and Eret are pretty good friends, even when they are ideologically opposed.

I wanna join as well!! Now we have 6!!

Any fellow Eret apologists in chat?

This is just a joke since my friends say that I’m an Eret apologist

I agree but that’s not my point here-