You're A Great Writer Omg,, I Did NOT Realise How Much I Loved Vel'Koz Until I Read That Other Post Of

You're a great writer omg,, I did NOT realise how much I loved Vel'Koz until I read that other post of yours. Thank you for the brainrot

AAA! Thank you!!! Honestly felt like it was half-assed because right afterwards I forgot 90% of what I wrote X'D My ass is more or less just recently appreciating the Eyeball on that level, but he's getting tied between Cho on 2nd. Kha'Zix is permanent resident of 1st place.

You're welcome none the less~ And hey I still have plenty of more ideas with the Voidies, including Vel to share. Whenever you need more brainrot you have a supplier now X'D

Courting the finest Gentleman

This might be my current longest post- I did not mean to make it this long and I def tried to wrap it up at the end X'D

Who knows maybe if someone's interested in another Gentleman Cho thing I could def continue cuz apparently I just have the most ideas with him? Enjoy!

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You've heard over countless of tales and rumors about this gorgeous and mysterious Manor far from your simple lil' abode.

How its like taking a passage through time to the medieval period of Kings and Queens, fabled vampires or dragons roaming the world. Like you've entered the infamous Dracula's lair as an honored guest.

How you're treated to delicious meals and the most intimate balls to attend, bound to find eternal love and happiness...if you were to survive.

If it sounds like some sort of hoax to lure thrill seeking people that want to live out some haunted house fantasy, that's because that's exactly how you and others interpreted it.

Not that you'd blame anyone for wanting to seek out this Manor for the rumors. Life is dull, and sometimes escapism is the best way to just make one more day tolerable.

It's exactly why you decided to attend this fabulous event when you were given the opportunity.

The manor certainly lived up to the hype, it was truly beautiful. But it was massive! The doors alone were like skyscrapers in comparison to your average height.

No matter how many people could fit in the ball room, it just felt empty. Whoever used to own this place must have felt the same, why would they need a manor this large?

The answer came with a gigantic beast, a visceral horror...in a neatly fitted suit and top hat, with a monocle to complete the set.

The whiplash was not expected, first seeing a massive monster that could trample this manor in seconds, only to realize he's the fucking host and he speaks in the most polite British accent known to man.

Perhaps the worse of it was the fact you experienced first hand "Love at first sight". Or possibly extreme interest in him that any and everyone else in the room just became nonexistent to you.

It didn't help he treated you like an actual gentleman, from the bow, the introduction, wanting to ensure your comfortability and enjoyment of the event, showing such interest whenever you spoke to him.

Even when other people came to speak to him, he made sure no one was forgotten or interrupted. Especially you.

Don't get started on the compliments. They were simple yet so sweet, how could you not blush at some of them?

Honestly you've caught his eye the moment you've walked up to him. Cho'Gath had a set goal in mind to feast on everyone here, and yet you managed to make him forget that small little plan of his.

He couldn't quite put his pincher on it, you were beautiful/handsome- legitimately. He didn't lie about it whenever he complimented you.

But his attention was on you the whole night, as much as yours was on him.

Eventually he remembered why he even had this whole ball set up in the first place when his stomach practically roared. Not wanting you to get caught in the gory mess, he escorted you out of the Manor. Stating that dinner was unfortunately delayed due to...missing ingredients.

You still remembered the rumors about 'surviving the event', so you know you basically got spared from being an appetizer for him.

He did encourage you'd come around again, that his door will always be open, and you might just take him up on that offer. He was a gentleman after all, and you're pretty sure his smile was genuine when he spoke to you.

The void gals are gORGEOUS in these new skins dAMN!

Primordian Briar, Bel'Veth & Rek'Sai Concept Art

You're Definitely Dating a Normal Man

I have some skin-specific headcanons, and lowkey I wanted to start it off with probably one of the funniest skins Vel'Koz could have ever received. Plus maybe a small nod to the first inbox message I got, so enjoy~

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Your average, extremely wealthy and intelligent CEO hottie and definitely not an extraterrestrial alien eyeball that turns things into dust.

Yes he's a CEO why do you ask? CEOs can wear whatever the fuck they want- especially when they end up taking over the entire company from how good they are at their job.

In all seriousness, Vel'Koz had been wanting to further study the inhabitants of the world he's crossed into outside of simply deconstruction.

Problem is, in order to perform such studies he would need to be up close and personal with said inhabitants...without them running away or attempting to kill him.

So this was his natural conclusion from his own research, a disguise to camouflage himself into society!

He's...severely disappointed on how well it works.

Like, really disappointed- he hopes people just see how ridiculous the disguise is that they don't think he's a threat.

He took a job as well to further help his study, able to have both a random selection of individuals to observe and learn from, and a permanent selection to observe and learn from.

It took about a month before he ended up being promoted to CEO and practically take over the entire company, this business is practically the best god damn business in existence because he's practically learned the entire system and how to maximize it to where everyone is happy in some way.

You end up being the new employee at this company, and when you were introduced to Vel'Koz you had to question everyone else's sanity in the building.

And he knows you knows, even if you didn't give an obvious reaction- your eyes basically gave you away.

You restored some faith in him that; yes, its a bad disguise and its obvious he's not some rich blondie brick-personality with parental issues.

He questioned you in private about how you knew, and requested you didn't inform anyone else because he still wants to learn more. (He did state that if you declined he would disintegrate you so- not much of a choice there.)

Aside from that, he's actually very observant and knows pretty much everyone's routines, interest and habits in the company- yours too after a period of time.

Like he will get you a gift that is so specific and niche to you it's scary how he knew that specific thing from a reference you made in a joke.

When you two actually start dating, he's got work and romantic life so separate that it took a good couple of months for everyone to catch on- and they only caught on when the second you went off the clock, Vel'Koz gave you a kiss and stated he'd be a bit late getting home.

His kisses are him nudging you.

Honestly, if somehow for whatever reason you guys did decide to break up Vel'Koz would harbor no ill-feelings afterwards. So you don't have to worry about risking your employment just because things ended.

After work though he might cry a lil because emotions are new for him and being that attached to someone is hard.

Do None Of You Own A Kettle?!

So I remembered this vid on the whole "who was going to tell me tea tasted different in hot water" and I had the immediate thought of the Void champs so- here have a shit post.

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Kha'Zix: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water Vel'Koz: *chokes* Y-You were putting it in cold water??? Malzahar: Kha'Zix. Answer the question Kha'Zix. Kha'Zix: Yeah? I thought for like. 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason Malzahar: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??? Vel'Koz: Why are you. putting it in the microwave, to boil it?! Malzahar: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?! Vel'Koz: It takes less than a minute! Malzahar: Vel'Koz is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?! Vel'Koz: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Malzahar: Like seven minutes! Vel'Koz: *Deep sigh* Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes…less than that if you use a saucepan… Malzahar: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted! Bel'Veth: *Face wing* Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic… Cho'Gath: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

Gorgeous

Primordian Bel'Veth Models by Virtuos Studio