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Void Bois During Shark Week

Got some time before work, so figured I'd make this since this has been on my mind for a bit (considering I started this blog during it AND also sick with the flu) might as well get it out now. Dedicating this to all the AFABS out there, and the ones who actually go through this since not everyone with a uterus does.

I'll do the Gals probably tomorrow, cuz I know I won't have time today AND I don't wanna try with posting on phone

—

Cho'Gath

He wasn't really concern at first.

He noticed you were far more emotional lately, things seemed to get you upset faster and you got overwhelmed too quickly at times

He thought it was something normal with your species, like when he gets far more hungrier than usual and it'll pass soon enough.

Which you do frequently eat snacks so he really just chalked it up to when he gets periods of intense hunger.

When you mentioned pains, that's where the concern starts to show up.

He'd do his best to help, and while all you ask for is for heating pads, hot compresses or just comfortable places to rest for the time being. He feels like you need more than just something hot and a bed.

Waking up to smelling blood was not an immediate cause of concern, the smell lingers in the air even after his rampages.

Except he's been by your side this entire time, and there shouldn't be blood. Especially when that smell is coming from you.

You both know there's nothing you could do to really phase him, but you giving him a hard smack where his 'nose' would be for the rude wake up did make him stop for a second.

Finding out this was normal for AFABs of your species was reassuring, while also concerning at the same time. Since his species doesn't do that. Especially for a whole week-ish there's going to be blood in the air

He's more on guard with you during this time, mainly because of the fact there's other creatures- as well as other voidborns that enjoy the smell of blood as well.

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Kha'Zix

He noticed your slight change in behavior early on.

He figured something must be affecting your mood, and when he questions you don't really give a solid answer. Not yet anyway.

He's so sensitive to change, he picks it up before you realize, so you have to play catch up with yourself to figure out what he was referring too.

Which doesn't entirely help when you get annoyed easily right now.

You eventually realize what he meant when the cramps started to kick in, and knowing how protective and possessive he is of you- you need to prepare him quickly before he smells it.

Which was a good idea, hearing that soon enough you're going to be bleeding due to your breeding cycle was going to freak him out and attempt to hunt down anything that just hurt you.

But because you are going to be bleeding soon, his senses and instincts are going to be thrown a-wall around you.

He's going to be far more protective of you, and willing to do whatever you need of him.

Heating pads, hot compresses, snacks. If you want it he will get it no matter what he has to do.

You're just going to have to compromise that he's going to be holding on to you majority of the week you're bleeding. Ensuring you're safe and nothing tries to harm you.

Aside from being even more protective and clingy, he does get a bit more affectionate as well.

He'll restrain himself until you give him consent, even if the self-restrain becomes unbearable at times.

—

Vel'Koz

He's disintegrated plenty female specimens of your species, so he is completely unphased when you hit that point in the cycle where you're flushing unfertilized eggs from your body.

This was actually part of when you two first started dating, when he was being overly observant of you.

He wanted to see when and if you hit that period, so he could prepare everything in advance. As well as your general mannerisms and behavior.

This was slightly more of challenge when you turn out to be irregular, but he still somehow managed to predict when you'd hit the shark week.

He will give you a heads up whenever you don't notice it yourself.

He'll have everything prepared by that time, everything you need and use during this particular period of time.

He'll even have things you don't normally or usually use on stand by, because of the rare times you do request those things.

He seems completely in control and unbothered by your cycle.

He's actually just really good at hiding his concerns and worries for you, since he's aware of the complications that could arise as well.

He takes special care of you to ensure this process is as smooth as possible, and he'd catch anything complications to you before its too late.

Void Gals During Shark Week

Void gals as promised for the shark week! Another AFAB focus post too.

Might be a bit before I make another headcanon post because I don't have much else for ideas right now. Been thinking over Odyssey Kha'Zix though but that might be it for now. Anyway enjoy the gals~

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Rek'Sai

She's the least prepared one, mainly for the fact that female Voidborns don't have that cycle.

While its an absolute blessing that she doesn't have to deal with the emotional aspects of it, or the pain and annoyances of it either. She didn't expect you to be dealing with it instead.

Saying she was concerned when she smelled blood from you was an understatement.

Some uninvolved village was about to have their entire history wiped if you didn't get her to stop and listen, because she assumed the absolute worse.

Honestly really bad timing that you went out into a nearby village for heating pads and sanitary items, because she was fully convinced they did something to you.

Hearing that its completely normal for your species to go through, and that it basically meant you're flushing unfertilized eggs from your body- she calmed down.

She had more questions about it, more or less the whys of it.

She came out of it slightly upset, because she wouldn't mind having more children with you- but both your biologies make it difficult. She can do it asexually and she doesn't have the equipment to fertilize you.

But she's happy to hear you're happy enough to be the parent of her children, and new ones she pops out.

Though from now on, she'll have her older children go out and grab what you need instead of you going to a village to get it. Because like hell she'd let something else do what she can't to you.

—

Bel'Veth

Despite everything she's gathered in human history and DNA for her birth, she wasn't prepared for this either.

She noticed your behavior change slightly, things got you irritable faster and you got upset easier. She wanted to know what was the cause of it and she was going to get it one way or another.

When you couldn't give a satisfactory answer, she went in search of other means of figuring out what was causing this for you.

Though if you happen to know what she is referring too, and you tell her what it is she's glad its not something dire for you.

If not, it just takes her a bit to figure out and she's more or less annoyed she couldn't get the answer as fast as she wanted it, considering its time sensitive material.

If you were already prepared for the week, she would be less worried about your condition. You've got appliances and medicines to ease the pain, have products to use and food to satisfy your cravings.

If not, she will go out of her way to get those things for you. Its easier for her to get into human settlements due to her camouflage...for the most part.

She will question afterwards if that is an organ you don't need, because when she converts you for her new world she wasn't planning on leaving functional reproductive organs for you.

If you don't, that's fine she'll go as originally planned.

If you do, and even mention about future offspring. She will be a bit taken back, but rework her plans to suit your wishes.

Its not something she considered, but its not something she's against.

Void Bois Dating Aroace Partner

So this was random inspiration.

I kinda wanted to dedicate a post to people that are Aroace, Aromantic, Asexual or just in the spectrum in general. I did my best to make it vague so you could insert your identity into it more easily.

Honestly it took me a very long time to realize I was aroace, mostly because of the environment I grew up in (more or else hypersexualized) where at some point in my life I was expected to get a boyfriend, fuck, see how great sex is, and have kids. It took me a while to learn about the LGBT community, and longer to learn that I fell into the aroace category.

So, more or less to honor those to feel somewhat similar to how I feel. I made this, I'll make the gals soon enough! Honestly, I'm not sure if I even properly described the feelings or thoughts being on the spectrum, but I guess its something you have to feel for yourself to know.

Anyway, enjoy!

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Cho'Gath

Cho'Gath isn't exactly what you'd call romantic to begin with.

Falling in love with you just kinda- happened for him because you stuck around him.

He was positive he could never feel love, and yet you proved him wrong.

So how you act with him in terms of a romantic partner or a relationship in general he didn't question it.

He also didn't socialize or cared about this world enough to try and learn the customs or "traditions" of your species to get that you're not "normal".

Honestly it wasn't normal that you wanted to be with him when he stated you were going to be his mate, and you accepted without fuss.

But that's about the extent of what he knew and cared about.

So when you suddenly brought up your insecurities about making him feel unloved, he was fucking confused.

Apparently, times when you aren't with him and around members of your species you've grown self-conscience of how you choose to love him.

That you don't experience the feelings they feel when talking about their partners, or do things that couples are "supposed" to do.

That you feel guilty for...not properly loving him, that you feel broken for it.

If he didn't care about you as much as he does, he would have left you just to devour that entire region that instilled those doubts into you immediately.

If its the norm that mates are supposed to feel this particular emotion always, that they must do these rituals to show their devotion always. Consider him just as "broken" as you are.

All the proof he needs that you love him, and that he loves you. Is the fact you both choose to be together, and you both define it as being mates. Nothing else.

—

Kha'Zix

Kha'Zix never expected himself to get a mate, even as he evolved and changed from his original programming as a Voidborn.

He was dedicated- borderline obsessive over becoming the apex predator he didn't think about it.

You basically changed that for him, to the point he's also obsessed with you.

He made an effort to learn your species' customs for relationships just so he'd make it work, and to be a better partner to you.

Even if much of it didn't entirely make much sense, like having holidays to specifically get gifts for your partner. Wouldn't that be an every day occurrence?

But if its something expected and it'll make you happy, he'll go along with it in his own way.

He didn't exactly realize this was making you feel guilty and self-conscience of your feelings towards him.

He was following examples he's observed and learned from your kind, as well as things you like or usually do.

So when you eventually opened up to him, saying that you feel undeserving of him and guilty for not being able to reciprocate the feelings and effort he does- it surprised him.

It kinda hurt that he ended up doing the opposite for you.

Apparently, you're considered an outlier of your species, that you don't get these attractions or feelings of romance or sex. You didn't understand why your own species does these things, what classifies it as romantic or platonic.

Feeling scared that you won't satisfy his desires, or return those feelings he has for you because you're broken.

He'll comfort, keeping you close as he reassures you that you are not.

You're his first mate, and hopefully the last he will ever have. He just wanted to make sure he was doing things right. Because you're everything he wants and needs.

Even if you don't feel the exact things he feels for you, the fact you want to be with him despite it is enough. You shouldn't have to force yourself to satisfy him.

—

Vel'Koz

Honestly, Vel'Koz might be considered the same as you are.

Perhaps it has to do with how he was specifically made that he feels very little to no romantic or sexual attraction to others.

And probably because of that, you didn't really feel self-conscience with him about your feelings towards him.

The relationship did start off purely out of curiosity and wanting to study your species further passed the biological understandings.

But he grew attached to you, and frankly he can't imagine his life without you there now.

He can't say its romantic, much less sexual attraction to you. He has nothing that would provide that would benefit your species' in terms of a 'relationship'.

Its genuinely hard for him to explain or describe what he feels towards you other than he just...wants you with him. More than just a friend.

If anything, he is the one to bring up the topic. Because he felt out of place with your dynamic.

Even if you struggled to explain it properly yourself, you both understood each other when you expressed the same feelings.

You confessed to feeling some insecurities with it as well, but not as significant as others because you felt like he'd understand- to which you were right about.

Your relationship isn't normal to begin with, a minority would actually wish to be with a Voidborn or someone outside of their species in general.

So why should it be confined to the majority's standards of a relationship, when it should only matter to those in said relationship?

But that doesn't mean he isn't oppose to trying anything relating to couples, especially in the mating department. Much like you.

Though for him, it'll always be accompanied with studying and learning more about you, your species and the emotions behind it.

Void Gals Dating Aroace Partner

Bing bong the gals are finally here.

Rek'Sai took a lot more effort to think about than I thought she would. Like on one hand it should be easier because she speaks nothing but growls and roars and is just mother, but on the other she is far more animalistic than the other Voidborns so she wouldn't behave like they do. Aside from that, Bel is further just making herself more of a wife at this point for me.

Enjoy, my fellow aces, aros, both and everyone else on the spectrum in between.

—

Rek'Sai

She's already a bit of a deviant from her species, as she wasn't created to be the protective mother she is to her offspring.

More so once you came into the picture and took on the parental role as well.

She follows her instincts, so in terms of loving you its what you'd expect from a giant scorpion-worm thing.

Gives you gifts, overly protects you, does acts or gestures akin to kisses, hugs and more, and when spring rolls around its all magnified along with wanting to be even more intimate with you.

You know she doesn't mean it, but you can't help but feel inadequate when she actively shows how much she loves you and wants you.

She isn't oblivious, just because she can't see your body language doesn't mean she can't hear it in your voice you're upset with something.

So she'll pester you about it, wanting to make sure you were okay and nothing was troubling you.

She'll give a stern growl when you lie, she won't let her mate wallow in self misery.

When you do tell her what has you troubled and how you feel like you're not properly showing you care for her, she feels guilty a bit.

It takes a bit of talking to figure out how to proceed with the relationship, just know that she isn't going to settle for anyone else but you as her mate.

It'll take her some time to break some of those instincts on how she treats you as her mate, if you mention any of it makes you feel uncomfortable. But she's willing.

Otherwise, she will try her best to not make it seem like she demands you to act as she does. Because you being with her is enough.

—

Bel'Veth

Bel'Veth does have a very strict view on love, but its more or less these five traits she demands in a partner.

Devotion, sacrifice, compromise, loyalty and obedience.

As long as you are willing to be loyal to her and her goals, devote yourself to her, be willing to compromise on differences, sacrifice your humanity to become one with the Void, and obey her when necessary.

She adores how you are, loves who you are, craves your individuality. She's happy to let you have free will and do what you wish, as long as you know when to park it and listen to your Empress.

So, when it came to you and your insecurities as a partner she simply asked if you were unable to follow those traits she desires.

When you answered no, then what is there to be concerned about? You fit the criteria of what she wanted and that was that.

You had to explain that you felt different in terms of romantic feelings or sexual desires. That because you felt different, you worried you weren't a suitable partner for her.

She gave you a choice, would you choose to be with her regardless of how you felt, or would you choose to leave because you felt so called 'nothing'?

Your frantic answer that you'd want to be with her, the tone of fear that you possibly upset or offended her and that she'd leave you was all she needed.

"Then what else do you need? Isn't that proof enough?"

She could care less if you felt romantic attraction to her, or if you wanted to have intimate actions with her. As long as you wanted her and you followed those traits. That's all she could want.

Mod speaking (hello not dead, actually working on a thing right now- just getting into character is a bitch to do- anyway):

KHA'ZIX GOT A NEW SKIN AND NOT A GOD DAMN PERSON TOLD ME?!?! GOD HELLO HE CAN ENTER MY DREAMS ANY DAY ANY NIGHT!

Gorgeous fucking bastard

Dream Raider Kha'Zix - Wild Rift Splash Art

....fanboying at it's finest.

vampire!simon who gets so hard feeding from you, licks your blood off your neck while he slips his fat cock inside your cunt and fucks you dumb. bites into your neck as he comes inside your cunt, filling you up so nice as your head spins :(

: ̗̀➛ 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 (𝒎𝒐-𝒎𝒐-𝒎𝒐-𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓)

✧˖° hi i'm Audrey // 19 // pansexual // non-binary // They/Them

-`♡´- INBOX is open for everything

-`♡´- 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 // 𝑻𝒂𝒈 𝑵𝒂𝒗 // 𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔

-`♡´- 𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 // 𝑲𝒐-𝒇𝒊 // 𝑨𝑶3

: ̗̀➛ 𝑯𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕, 𝒉𝒆 𝒂-𝒂-𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 (𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓)

: ̗̀➛ 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕

-`♡´- 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 -`♡´-

-𝑱𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒚𝒓

-𝑫𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑶𝒓𝒄

-𝑳𝒐𝒖𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆

-𝑵𝒐𝒂𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇

-𝑹𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇

-𝑳𝒖𝒌𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇

-𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆

-𝑵𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇

-𝑪𝒊𝒓𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒎𝒂𝒏

-𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒏

-`♡´- 𝑭𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕 -`♡´-

-𝑻𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒂𝒆

-𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈

-𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒊𝒆𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈

-𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑶𝒓𝒄

-𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆

-𝑵𝒐𝒗𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒏

-𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇

-`♡´- 𝑮𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒚 -`♡´-

-𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒚𝒍𝒆

-𝑲𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒆

-𝑯𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒓

-𝑾𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒐𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑶𝒓𝒄

-𝑨𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒚

-𝑺𝒆𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏

-`♡´- 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒄. 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 -`♡´-

-𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍

-𝑨𝒌𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑶𝒏𝒊

-𝑩𝒚𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒕

𝑨/𝑵: 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅, 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏! 𝑵𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕.

𝘚𝘢𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘶𝘣𝘶𝘴

warmup doodle of my harvest spirit lad 🎃

ℕ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 🔴 ℍ𝕌ℕ𝕋

He can't help it. He is panting and drooling all over you, baring his teeth. He has to bite you.

There is barely any self-control left within his body. He is holding you, pounding into you, drowning in your moans and mewls and whimpers. You orgasmed two times already and you are getting closer to the third one. He can sense them, your spasms, and the quickening of your heart. But he is so close too. The jerks of his hips, slamming against your pelvis - they are quickening, becoming more erratic, desperate, intense.

"Give it to me." He is breathless. "Give it to me one more time. I need to feel you cumming around my cock again."

His demand sends you over the edge. You cry out his name. The one he told you long time ago, as a way of bonding and making you his mate. Hearing you say his name in such ecstasy sets him on fire. He curls around you, pressing his torso against yours and biting your tender shoulder as he fills you with his hot cum. His grunts are vibrating through your body, the pain melting into pleasure. His teeth mark you yet again, placing a signature of his passion.

You are his. Your blood flows into his mouth, between his sharp teeth.

He is yours. You moan his name again, blissfully, taking his seed.

Pouncing Shadow

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"I'm setting off to see my boyfriend!"

The words taste sweet and spicy on your lips, and you can't help but grin as you climb into the little boat, the cats ready at the oars.

Do others know the full extent of your meaning, you wonder?

The palicoes? Ah, who can tell? They're happy enough to integrate with civilization if it gets them a big fish at the end of the day, and their food is to die for, if you can mind the odd hairball.

The hunters guild... perhaps. There's banter and jokes aplenty around the dango counter, a reduction of your work to casual terms and easy-going euphemisms, to the point that 'boyfriend' could mean anything - but you know that more than a couple take nighttime excursions to the flooded forest only to return supposedly empty-handed, and that's not even considering those that sprint off with their Palamutes after every hunt...

The questgivers? ...They had exotic tastes. You'd given more than one married woman directions to a Khezu in your time...

But - as you step onto the lush grasses of the old shrine, and leave your feline oarsmen behind the dense treeline - you wonder about what he knows...

It's not hard to track the gouges of claws in the earth, the ripped branches from trees. The ground rumbles with an echoing rrrrrrowwwwlll as you clamber over moss-covered walls, half-fallen and swallowed by bushes. So, it's not long before...

SLAM. Your head rings, sparks dancing in your eyes, and you're briefly disorientated until the paw pulls away from your head. The last few moments are missing from your memory, and you're gradually, staccato-like, reaquainted with the mud under your cheek, the warm air rolling from above you, the shaft buried inside your rear, sparking waves of aching, painful pleasure...

Nargacuga are relentless. Territorial. Envious. Proud, too - and you've learnt to lie down, grit your teeth, and let your moans be drowned out by his ground-trembling snarls. You let him indulge in your body, and delight in how he carves tree roots in twain like they were twigs, as he fights to force every inch he can inside your warm walls. The last thing that interrupted him was a Great Izuchi, and the crater-like crack in the nearby cliff is still visible, still stained.

You grab pawfuls of grass, warm pre running like a river down the inside of your thighs. And the thought once again rises to the top of the blurred mix of pleasure and pain in your head.

How much does he know...?

He no longer attempts to fight you. You don't need a stinkmink to lure him where you want him, nor a kunai on hand in case his hungers drift...

But does he know what a boyfriend even is? Does he know you as a hunter, see this is a rare reaching across a battleline? Does he see you as a mate, and desires to claim you as such? Or is he merely a beast, a monster - indulging in a warm, fluffy body he can throw to the ground and use...

And honestly...

You're not sure which you find hottest.

Looking for opinions. .

"I'm not your pet, I'm a bad dog. I bite."

Hey there! I'm Bjorn, but you can call me Ironsides. I'm a Werewolf/Primal Play/Pet play/Monsterfooking enthusiast!

25 M, He/Him/His, 6'8" (yes, really~)

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Minors/Transphobes/Tasteless motherfuckers DNI. This blog is NSFT and fruity as hell.

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I need him

I love when he shows his snake features! Silly!!

He is so beautiful ✨

I love this and this is so cute.

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Request: Male Boss Minotaur x Fem Skinny Friend x Fem Chubby Reader: So basically the Reader and her Friend both like their Boss but the Reader doesn’t think that their Boss likes them. But what the Reader doesn’t know is that both the Boss and her Friend want her (and their Boss wants both of them). Sorry this is kinda short but this is the idea I hope this is okay. 😁

Are you stupid?

Minotaur x fem!human x chubby fem!reader || body worship, oral sex, sharing is caring, MFF threesome, spanking (lowkey), soft sex || tw: internalized fatphobia

“I want to have dinner with you,” your boss said as he approached the table where you and your bestie were eating lunch. You looked directly at her, obviously he liked her, why wouldn’t he? She was skinny and pretty and everything any human or monster would like (even you). Of course he would ask her out. You tried not to be hurt about it, you both liked him, and he made his choice (the obvious choice, you thought).

“Okay, when?” Your friend instantly asked, hiding her excitement and surprise as if it meant nothing that the hottest and most amazing minotaur just asked her out. But you knew her better, you knew the tilt on her eyebrow meant she was surprised. You knew her better than you knew yourself.

“Tonight. Wear something casual,” he told her. “And you…” He looked straight at you when he said it: “Wear something tight.” You gaped at him, confused. What the fuck did he mean?

“What? Me?” You asked. And then it clicked, he wanted you there so it wouldn’t be weird when he finally asked her out and they made out, you were the buffer. It made sense, but why would he ask you to wear something tight?

“Yes,” he answered curtly and left, leaving you looking at his back with a gaping mouth. What the fuck just happened?

“Yas girl, we just got ourselves a hot date!” Your friend rose her hand to high five you, and you did without thinking, not fully processing what just happened.

You laughed at her, dark thoughts crossing your mind. “You got yourself a date, I’m just the buffer,” you clarified.

Your best friend looked at you like you were stupid. “What the fuck are you saying? He has the hots for you,” she sounded so sure that you almost believed her. Almost.

“No he doesn’t. He likes you, and I get it, you are… perfect.” Your soft tone let out a lot of truths that you weren’t ready to release out in the wild yet.

Again with the incredulous eyes as she almost spit out: “What? Are you insane? You are funny and all soft and pretty and have the greatest tits in the universe.” You looked at her confused, what the fuck was she talking about?

“I- What?” You asked, completely thrown back by her words. Did she really think that about you?

“We got ourselves a date, both of us. Stop arguing,” she added as she got up and left you there, even more confused than before.

You couldn’t think about anything else for the rest of the day, anticipation and dread building inside of you at the same time.

You were back at home (you shared a house to save some money on rent) when she entered your room. “Put this on,” she ordered, giving you a piece of fabric that probably wouldn’t cover your ass cheeks.

You looked at her with skepticism, but you put it on just to shut her up. It fitted you like a second skin, your tummy and ass squeezed with the fabric. Your boobs looked fantastic, though, but it wasn’t you. You looked at the mirror and almost didn’t recognize yourself in that kind of outfit. You couldn’t bend down without exposing your whole pussy and ass, it was that short. And you… kind of liked it.

“I can’t go out like this!” You told her exiting the bathroom, trying to pull down the hem but there wasn’t enough fabric to cover you anymore.

She gaped at you, her eyes big as plates. “You look… You look phenomenal,” she let out after a pause, licking her lips as she checked you out slowly. “Come here,” she asked, and you complied, still self-conscious about all the rolls the dress showed. “You look perfect, he’s going to lose his mind the same way I just did.” She grabbed you by the waist and plastered her body to yours, her face millimeters away from yours.

You looked at her with a tiny smile, thinking she was just playing. “What are you doing?” Your tone was amused.

“I’m kissing you senseless so you stop thinking you aren’t the hottest girl in the whole world,” she said before she closed the distance and attacked your mouth with desperation.

You were shocked for a total of two seconds before you were responding the kiss with equal fervor and need. She parted and squeezed your ass, the tip of her fingers caressing the lower part of your ass cheek, the dress was definitely way too short.

“Why did you do that?” You asked, dizzy.

“Because I’m tired of pretending I’m not in love with you and want to bury my face between your tits until I suffocate,” she let out. You stared at her, gaping like a fish and probably looking stupid, but you couldn’t stop.

“I- I…” You didn’t know what to say. “I love you, too,” you finally let out, baring your heart to her and feeling like a thousand kilos lifted from your chest.

“Now come on, let’s blow his mind so we can be a power thruple,” she joked to reduce the tension in the air. But you didn’t laugh.

“He wants only you either way, he only invited me because I was there and it would have been weird otherwise,” you said with a self-depreciating laugh.

She turned around and looked at you with anger flaring in her eyes: “Are you stupid? Do you like being stupid?” She asked, her tone accusing.

“I only tell the facts.” You were sure of it, there was no way your hot as hell best friend just kissed you because she liked you AND your hot minotaur boss also liked you, you couldn’t be that lucky, not a chance in hell.

“Okay, dummy, if he gapes at you like a fish when he sees you in that outfit I get to spank your ass tonight,” she threatened and you shivered. A whole body shiver.

How did she know you were into spanking? You never discussed your sex life with her… Or maybe you did when you were drunk at the last Christmas party. Shit, you definitely did tell her that. Oh goddess, you were going to die of embarrassment.

“And if he doesn’t?” You asked, your face red as a tomato at that point.

“If he doesn’t, you get to tell me I told you so.” You did love to tell her that when you were right.

“Deal.” You were going to win for sure.

But she was right, and you fucking lost.

He not only gaped at you, but as soon as you entered, he reached to grab your waist and pulled you to his body to devour your mouth. As your friend (girlfriend?) cheered and patted you in the back, his roaming hands groped your ass until your panties were wet and uncomfortable, and your heart was about to explode from your chest. He pulled back and grabbed your friend in the same way, kissing her senseless until she was groaning and you were dripping wet just looking at them.

He was breathing hard when you three pulled apart. “You both look fantastic, I’ve been waiting to do that since you were hired,” he confessed in a low tone.

“But you… You are the boss,” you told him, dizzy from arousal and confusion. Your brain didn’t know what to think, what to feel. Was that really happening? Good goddess, were you dreaming? Was all that a dream? Were you in an accident?

He didn’t even blink before saying: “Which means we all should visit the HR department tomorrow morning.”

“Why?” You asked, still not knowing what was happening.

“Because you two are now mine,” his growl made you shiver as you felt your girlfriend’s hand on your leg, comforting you.

Oh shit, you just got yourself a boyfriend AND a girlfriend, what the fuck?

You three joked and had fun until midnight, when he, being the gentle minotaur he was, walked you two to your shared apartment and kissed you goodbye. It was the hottest and most decadent kiss you ever received, and when he kissed your best friend you whimpered. She chuckled and grabbed your neck, devouring your mouth, too. Good goddess you loved when she got all controlling like that.

“You,” he pointed your minotaur boss (boyfriend?), “need to go home. And I, need to spank her ass because I won a bet.” She pulled the back of your dress up, exposing your ass to the night and groping you until you groaned. She smirked at you as your boss groaned like it pained him.

“Don’t do this to me, now I will have to jerk off twice before going to bed,” he whined, readjusting what looked like a huge erection in his pants.

“Have fun with your hand, big guy. We’ll see you tomorrow and if everything goes well… You might get lucky and get to spank her ass, too.” The fact that she was offering that without even considering you about it shouldn’t be hot, but you couldn’t contain the groan that escaped your mouth.

“Oh goddess, I might have to do it three times… You two are going to kill me,” he lamented without any sadness behind it, kissing your forehead and hers and going back to his car.

You two watched him go, and when you were safely back inside, you felt a hand squeezing your ass in a very naughty way. She guided you to your bedroom and spanked you until you cried, and then fucked you with your favorite dildo until you came all over yourself, your poor sheets not making it. You had to sleep with her as she complained jokingly. But it was her fault, after all.

The morning after, everything felt happier and brighter, and when you two had breakfast in comfortable silence you couldn’t avoid having horny thoughts about your girlfriend and boss going at it over the counter. She winked at you like she knew what you were thinking, and slapped your tender ass as you walked to the car. You whimpered as she laughed, you never felt more desired.

Your boss was waiting at the door of the HR department, looking handsome as hell as you walked to him. He looked like he wanted to kiss you senseless again, but he refrained and opened the door so you two could go first. You had to sign some papers about not suing the company and all that law stuff, and when everything was set, he grabbed your waist and bent you back, kissing you like in the movies and leaving you breathless. He did the same with your girlfriend (now shared girlfriend), and walked out saying he had some calls to make but he would meet you two later.

You walked to your desk in a daze and the work tasks seemed impossible for a long while.

“We have a meeting in five minutes,” your girlfriend said as she stopped next to your desk about an hour later.

“We have?” You looked at her panicked, you didn’t have any meeting in your calendar. You didn’t prepare. What was the meeting even about?

“Yes. Move your pretty ass, come on.” You were still panicking when she dragged you all the way to the meeting room, where your boss was already sitting on his big chair, legs far apart and cock out, slowly stroking himself. You almost swallowed your tongue.

“Wha- what are we doing here?” You asked, your panties already wet just seeing his huge juicy cock disappearing in his fist. It was the most erotic sight you’ve ever seen, you wanted to fall to your knees and swallow him to the root (which was very hopeful because you probably couldn’t even get half of him in your mouth without choking).

“I heard that my girlfriend didn’t think I was into her, so I decided we needed a team meeting to rectify that,” your boss-boyfriend explained, his hand working non-stop over his shaft.

“What?” You asked, confused.

“Get naked and bend over the table. Now,” your girlfriend ordered and you looked between the two.

“What?” You couldn’t comprehend anything. Did they talk about you? Did your girlfriend told him that? You felt your face getting redder and redder.

“Now, darling,” he repeated in a softer tone.

You complied, still confused about what was happening. When you were face down on the table, you heard them whispering behind you, not sure about what they were saying. Soon after you felt rough hands caressing your sides and your ass, such a soft touch that you shivered. Two softer hands joined, touching you everywhere. It was like a combined massage and you were rapidly losing your mind.

A hand pushed your legs apart, and a tongue found your center. You wanted to look over your shoulder and see who it was, but they didn’t let you, a hand in your back pressing you against the table. The tongue was replaced with another, and then both of them were licking your pussy in tandem, worshiping you as they groaned. Their hands were groping your ass and tummy, you could feel them everywhere.

“Please…” You begged, almost there but not quite. They were playing with you, getting you almost to orgasm and backing down. You were desperate.

“I know darling, I know… Just let go.” Your minotaur said, a finger entering your pussy slowly and tenderly. You groaned again, and let yourself surrender to pleasure.

They were everywhere, they surrounded your body with caresses and kisses, hands roaming everywhere as you laid there, unable to move as they worshiped your body. It was the softest and most intense experience of your life. The orgasm kept building, slowly and surely, and by the time you were about to come, a harsh hand landed on your ass, making you cry out as you fell apart under their attention.

You were still panting when your girlfriend whispered against your ear: “You did great.” She kissed your cheek and caressed your hair softly.

“Such a good girl for us,” your boyfriend added, kissing your forehead.

“I don’t think I can walk,” you responded, half joking, half telling the truth.

“Good thing my penthouse is right at the top of the building,” your boyfriend said, taking your body off the table like you weighted nothing. You were about to protest that you were too heavy when he talked again: “If you say you are too big, I’m going to spank you until you can’t sit in a week,” he threatened.

“Don’t tempt her, she’s a good girl, but she loves to be a good slut, too.” You blushed hard, hiding your face against your boss’ neck as they both laughed.

“Let’s go to my house so we can finish what we started,” his tone was rough and deep, like the sea at night.

“What?” You asked, as the same time your girlfriend said: “What do you mean?”

“Oh, darling, if you think you aren’t going to be full of cum when I’m done with you, you are heavily mistaken. And that goes for both of you,” he added, bending down to kiss your girlfriend’s open mouth.