How TF Reconstruct Pregnancy Into Kink

How TF reconstruct pregnancy into kink

Graphic pregnancy in fandom and in smut in particular was my squick. I remember craving peroxide to wash my brain after reading a mpreg fic, I cringed so hard the cringe almost got imprinted into my DNA. But there was also something intriguing. And by dissecting the whole concept, I found what it is that squicks me: body shape deformation, round visible bellies, painful birth, and, em, actual babies.

Transformers really changed a lot for me. The whole "pregnant machine" shit is so surreal and post-post-post-modern that I don't really associate it with human reproduction. Alien robots and xeno reproduction in general are just about artistic license and the rule of horny.

You just scrape out everything that doesn't work for you and add anything that gives you a boner. Cybertronians laying eggs? Why not. Laying being sexy and pleasurable? Yeah.

And what do I find inexplicably and oddly hot? Secret pregnancy. No visible signs, no significant weight gain. Maybe only a scrupulous look can find the waist being thickened. Otherwise there's no major changes in the bot's shape. But oh boy, how it may FEEL. Should we talk about the sex drive spiking like crazy (pun intended)? And it ends with an orgasm and a Kinder Surprise Egg. Wow, tasty.

Honestly, to me pillows and mattresses for Cybertronians are 100% logical. See, with their massive squarishy-edgy frames with bulging details on their backs, there absolutely has to be something soft and squishy for them to lay comfortably on. Their pillow technology must be miles beyond what we now have. Just imagine pillows that intuitively adapt to your head's weight and shape, so that they can support massive helms but are also pliable.

And what else? Pillow fucking. They don't have human skin that could get irritated. And they can produce more lubricants, so their experience must be a whole other level.

Every Cybertronian sleeps with their bedding in more than one sense. At least once in a lifetime, which is long as hell. That's just unavoidable. So every time you look at your favorite robot, no matter how much of a big and scary baddie or a morally high-grounded goodie they are, keep in mind that they fucked a pillow. Hard and wet.

I'm trying to figure out who must be the champion, the ultimate pillow fucker. The fandom suggests that it's Swerve. But is it just because you guys like him being a loser who never gets any?

This is already a fic idea but I want to see more so, idw Megatron in the early days getting slutted out to raise funds for the deception cause, and then he becomes a spikeslut <3

Class inequality and poverty-influenced prostitution are huge turn-offs for me. But you've really made me think. What if young Megatron considered it? Maybe not for The Cause™ (I imagine it happening before The Cause™ was even fully formulated), but for his underground activism (not mining though, lol), for publishing his early works? I'm already writing and it's getting disgustingly long. I'll post it separately later, just know it's gonna be hella vanilla, but Megatron will be there.

Look, shy me fighting my urge to spill my lustful thoughts and hiding behind the anon. Well, I failed miserably, this blog is created, so why not claim my shame.

Service top Tarn this, service top Tarn that. But what if... not? Spoiler alert! I imagine pre-empurata Damus being an innocent flower and a hopeless romantic and saving himself for his conjunx. Post-empurata "Glitch" being an empuratee and not even considering an option for someone to desire him (and also saving himself for his conjunx, see "hopeless romantic" part). And as Tarn he is just being Tarn, saving himself for Megs. (And I don't think Megs has ever taken him to berth. I think Megs preserves his own bodily autonomy and doesn't want to use his sexuality as a tool to punish or reward his subordinates.)

And the second reason why he doesn't interface, if he ever needed another one, is 'cause he's an addict. The hell he knows what a good fuck will do to him. He'll become horribly attached to a partner. WEAK. Holy shit. But being so hooked on pleasure, he 100% has his array modded with extra sensor nodes. Like, his spike looks more pink than black because of nodes. And they are glowing, lol. So, he's super sensitive and probably gets super wet when revved up. And his sexual starvation is MASSIVE. Shame Megatron would never have him. There will never be a conjunx. Others too afraid of him or repulsed by his personality to try wooing him properly or forcing him. Oh boy, Tarn is gonna die a virgin. Virginity kink? Virginity kink.

Omg yes, of course Tarn would try to perfect himself for his Lord— at least, what he thinks his lord would think is perfect.

His jerk off sessions have to be fucking amazing though with all the mods

Rodimags or Rodimims please? I dont have any specific kinks, just them, but may be something with discipline and punishment?

I've started writing down a Rodimus x Minimus piece and got wordy again. Will post separately later. For now, a little headcanon for you. I don't think Magnus Armor ever had interface equipment, so to have a fucktime with him you have to love and cherish a fun-sized, handsome moustached bot.

About emotional anguish -

How about starbee?

I was seeing some good stories with the jettwins as his (Star) children, but since i don't know what you feel about them, I'll leave it as optional

A bit confused, which continuity are you referring to? I know about the IDW RiD Starbee ship, which I don't really ship myself, but don't mind a good story focused on Starscream's redemption and developing heathy equal relationship after millions of years of Megatron's abuse. Sometimes Windblade's thrown in. I'd like Screamer to learn some friendship-fu before getting into something more exclusive, but the line is kinda blurred for me.