Wow, Yesterday It Was A Month Since This Cum Dump Of A Blog Was Established. I Must've Been Really Desperate

Wow, yesterday it was a month since this cum dump of a blog was established. I must've been really desperate to share my fandom-related filth. And I still am, judging by how I created 30+ posts in a motherfucking month. I haven't been this active on the Internet in the past few years. 

Horniness is really a relentless mechanism that can drag a half-mummified hermit from his den and back into society. It's the fuel of the universe, setting in motion even those who resist. Never underestimate the horny.

Though I'm still confused about how I should continue with this blog. Should I comment on people's posts? Should I keep posting something besides my dirty ideas and concepts? Are so-called fandom participatory practices worth me delaying the day of me disappearing into the woods to talk to mushrooms and to moss?

Oh, I didn't post it. The whole "Megatron's cannon gets around and gets it on a lot" topic's started with this fic about Megs enjoying his beloved weapon himself. (At this point I've started to wonder, can an arm cannon be considered an arm candy if sexy?)

Spent yet another day arguing over:

๑ Semicolons ๑ Line spacing ๑ Letter case

Why would I ever need a Transformer self-insert OC. I'm literally poor man's Ultra Magnus (or, more size accurately, Minimus Ambus). I could write a fanfic on him furiously fucking a list. Same for Tarn.

There'd be more chances to convince me to watch TFA despite my distaste for the style and some core tropes being not my cup of tea if the fandom put more effort into depicting the Decepticons fucked. I mean, ravaged by their smaller partners.

Look, there are giant Megatron and Blitzwing, drawn with their relatively tiny Autobots all over the tags. And the possibilities of them being spiked for dear life are still obscure? Let's face the truth, if someone can hold their partner with one hand, sure shit they'll hold them closer to their crotch. To use their tiny spike for pleasure.

(Just kidding. It's not so easy to convince me to consume any media, but it would be a fairly nice try.)

I sometimes imagine Cybertronians' spikes not having an opening on their head, but rather (unlike human dicks) their sheath being made of small metal scales. A structure similar to an armadillo's outer shell. Slightly flexible under the touch and very tactilely pleasant.

And lubricant seeps from each seam. And the climax is not a jet of fluids but a copious cascade.

(But I'm also a sucker for a good cumshot. So a more humanized way is always welcomed and desired.)

Well, I'm not even gonna watch Earthspark anymore (I tried, I failed, I'm good with it), but my god, I have to make a point. Why I understand those who're tired of Starscream being a piece of shit. It seems to me that all these people who are openly pissed about Starscream being an evil bastard again are not ignorant of the fact that he's canonically a villain in every continuity, except for SG. It's hard not to notice that he's such a traitorous baddie he's got his own evil trope on TV Tropes.

Starscream being the traitor to Megatron's big bad, whose part in the story is to overthrow his leader (well, to be accurate, to try and fail and get his ass kicked), is a core principle of almost any TF narrative. An absolute law of the TF universe.

Look, there's no Jesus' character arc without Judas betraying him. (Some may argue that Judas didn't betray him, he just SOLD him, but, eh, still not nice.) I absolutely love how it was reflected in L. Andreyev's "Judas Iscariot", where it clearly pains Judas to betray his master. But he has to. Otherwise, the story won't happen, the purpose won't be fulfilled, the act of providence won't be done, the myth of Christ won't happen. And from my postmodern point of view, I admire how well this aspect of the myth creation was nailed. Even if I'm doing some crazy hermeneutics here.

So, Starscream being evil, betraying Megatron, and becoming the leader of the Decepticons is fine. It serves the narrative. The problem is that his characterization does not evolve. Cartoon G1 Megs is a far cry from what we're getting now. By this moment, he's been a proletarian, a revolutionary, a gladiator, a poet, an activist, an atoner, Optimus' friend, the Autobot's ally, the American government's ("humanity's") ally. Bad guy, good guy, misunderstood guy. It's all Megatron.

And Starscream? Oh, he's a motherfucker with a heart of a jerk, vile, cowardly, incompetent, prone to gloating, morally inferior, having no goals aside from being the leader for the sake of being the fucking leader. Yeah, they experimented with his personality, his goals, and his methods in Armada. In IDW Starscream was doing better before it turned out to just serve Windblade's arc. But it's not much in comparison with what Megatron's getting.

It's too early to tell in which direction they're gonna take Steamcream in TF: One. But I'm inclined to expect him to follow his usual characterization and tropes. A despicable, corrupt asshole, while Megatron seems like a nice guy turned rebellious and violent under oppression.  Again, it's the authors' favorite boy Megatron and their whipping boy Starscream to pin all the lowly evil shit on.