Will You Watch Transformers One At The Theater?

Will you watch Transformers One at the theater?

Not sure if I'll be able to. I wish I could. I'll probably get all the spoilers in the world before i can get my hands on the movie itself.

Hm. Xenophiliac tfa Beachcomber. Especially big fan of aliens with tentacles, loves to be filled up with cum and/or eggs, then cuddle with the aliens while he incubates their spawn

Although I'm not familiar with TFA aside from posts (mostly about MegOp size difference, lol, and Shockwave's cool design), I can see it to be very likely. Tentacles are usually full of initiative and ready to make the first move. And cuddly alien monsters? Yeah. I love tentacles. And I'm here for characters being xenosexual freaks and seeking hookups with Lovecraftian folks.

Had a taste of Skybound. Not calling it "good comic", this writing was shit. They should just hire ficwriters, at least they know how to recycle fandom tropes and memes properly. Seriously, if a guy I hired for money produced this and then there were anon MegOp shippers online birthing out gems after full-time shifts of their shitwork outdoing my official content, I'd totally rethink what I do with my intellectual property. (Sadly, humanizing corps leads you nowhere.) If only I had time to thank and celebrate all the authors making my fandom experience better the way they deserve. They're doing god's job. (Maybe I could do a rec list one day.)

My loved one's made me start watching "Stargate: Universe" with him. We're both unfamiliar with the rest of the franchise, just here for Robert Carlyle's acting. What can I say?

Between two stories about going to god knows where on an old mysterious ship full of surprizes, they definitely had more fun on the Lost Light. At least they had a bar.

Also, Nicolas Rush's character makes me lament (a bit) Perceptor in MTMTE being stripped of his "still waters run deep" personality and made into just an aloof nerd. I really love complex, morally and ethically ambiguous scientists who don't fall into the "mad scientist" archetype. Which I also love, if done tastefully and not stormed with some boring clichés like evil gloating and world dominance for the sake of world dominance, that sucks.

But that's why I've appreciated the twist with Brainstorm. He had a good point.

(Also, the Rush vs. Young subplot is slowly growing on me. Authors should never be shy of giving their characters some chemistry though rivalry, where deeper lies the understanding, the respect. It can be worth it.)

I really like the headcanon (which I didn't come up with myself, picked it up in some fic) that TFP Knock Out worked in the beauty industry, doing buffing and shit. And after the war broke out, he reclassified himself as a doctor, took five-day courses, and started performing medical stuff. He's basically a hairdresser doing surgery.

I very really and very sincerely find it hot as hell, if applied properly. I've read an OptiRatch fic where honks, sirens, and back-up beepers during sex were used for comedy. It's fine, but I wanna see it played straight for sexy.

I think Optimus should honk real loud when he cums. Just like a big huge *HOOOOONNK* like you’d here from any other 18-wheeler. Big old truck noise.