The Only Reason The Keeper Fandom Feels For Keefe More Than Fitz Although They Essentially Have The Same

the only reason the keeper fandom feels for keefe more than fitz although they essentially have the same issue of familial pressure is because keefe shows his weakness since he’s never had societal pressure to be perfect while fitz has learnt to hide it and present a perfect façade from the beginning, an essay by me

I can’t believe that “I must admit my defeat against such a power move” isn’t a response to a tumblr post but instead a completely serious line of dialogue during a one on one showdown

can someone pls ask Shannon about the elven lgbtqia+ community 

this made many things clear very quickly

for you fic-writing pleasure;

due to the popularity of this post, here is an updated, and apparently ever extending list of the characters the bois™ have created or absorbed into their alternative universe canon, or as @boogaraniac put it, the BFCU, 

C.C. Tinsley: technically real, but has become our favourite, happy-go-lucky, incompetent detective. according to fanon, he either works with, or is attempting to arrest Ricky G. may or may have not been murked by Dr Fear (intro’d in The Sodder Children)

Ricky Goldsworth: our main man. Smooth Criminal, “it’s all about the confidence, baby,” and while some people try to reduce him to just a serial killer, we all know he’s so much more than that. (intro’d in room 1046)

Banjo McClintock: art thief and wearer of fake mustaches. if you’re gonna steal something, do it right. probably admires Ricky G., but is definitely afraid of him.(intro’d in Gardner Museum Heist q+a)

Dr Fear: another technically real person, but hey, this fandom writes RPF so really, no one’s judging. Shane posited that C.C. Tinsley’s disappearance had something to do with this real life monster - and we all know that if he did, Ricky came for his ass (intro’d in the Pennhurst ep)

Francesca Norris: fabulous, flirty and flaunting spy. Better Than You, And Knows It. (intro’d in Isdal Woman q+a)

Detective Holly Horsley: detective by day, crime writer by night. better hope you have nothing to hide, because this girl will find out. [another real person the boys ran away with, but since she’s still a very alive and active person, I can’ talk about her in good conscience without a shoutout to her super cool YouTube] (first appearance in Room 1046 q+a)

all of their exploits take place in the town of Asshole, Iowa (intro’d in the Ken Rex q+a), and if I don’t see a rise in fanfic set in the bois™ au, I’m suing all of you

fitz gets treated so badly by this fandom (especially on insta/pinterest) my god... i don't want to think about this but considering how shitty shannon's publishers seem to be she might be forced to ,, kill him off ,, i really really hope not but with how little character development hes been getting i get the feeling she's just stalling hh

rIGHT?? that’s the biggest problem I've always had w sokeefe- he keeps falling back on her inherent love and inability to be a bad person as an excuse to continue being self destructive and in the process bring everyone down w him

In the Lost Cities they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Please don’t hate me”, which means “I’m going to betray your trust and sell your secrets to the other side but you’ll forgive me instantly and I’ll get away with the emotional damage I caused you with zero consequences” and I think that’s beautiful.