my pfp is my stupid son. CS student/ Pharm.Sci. dropout. he/him.

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My Hungryass Cvould Never Bbe A Drone Pilot

My hungryass cvould never bbe a drone pilot


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8 months ago
An illustration of a collection of vintage items. In the corner, a wordmark logo proudly calls this collection of items "FleshTech (trademark)" with a tagline encouraging readers to "Add an organic touch to your equipment." 

The items are as follows:
An old computer monitor and keyboard with blood bubbling up between the keys and some tube-like flesh visible behind the screen. A handheld gaming console, it's casing translucent, revealing lungs and ribs beneath. A cassette tape with its tape hanging out below it, more resembling intestines than tape. A floppy disk, leaking blood. A flip phone, pulled apart at its fold to reveal a spine. A cassette walkman, open to reveal a cavernous mouth with human teeth. A polaroid camera with an eyeball in place of the lens and a strange, incomprehensible picture being printed. A portable antenna radio with red and blue veins and arteries wrapping around the rectangular casing like roots.

DISCLAIMER: the blood is a feature, not a bug 🩸☎️

8 months ago

me drowning in a lake while my friend, 11th century french rabbi and prolific scriptural commentator Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a) stands nearby: help im drowing help me rashi

Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a): "drowing" is likely a scribal error for "drowning." "im drow[n]ing" is to say: my lungs have become filled with water, and i am struggling to breathe. "help" once followed by "help me" a second time: the first [help] is directed to the Holy One, blessed be He, and means: "may He help us by swiftly delivering the World to Come;" the second (i.e., "help me") is to invoke direct assistance in this world, spoken as if to a personal friend. the meaning of "rashi" here is unclear.